Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/4/25

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about a beardless Jason Momoa, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s … Read more

Trump Pardons Ghislaine Maxwell, Appoints Her to Head Children’s Organization

Ghislaine Maxwell will be responsible for programs that “target children, youth and families.” Fresh off her pardon from President Donald Trump, convicted child sex-trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell was appointed … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/29/25

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Chuck E Cheese employees in mouse costumes doesn’t need to be complicated … Read more

Insecure About His Popularity, Trump Throws Red Meat Swag Bags Against the Wall

After the big “Epstein List Reveal,” the insecure president goes thru a wild grift-giving frenzy. Gift-giving… sorry, silly me. Besides the insecure Trump’s recent promise to the masses … Read more

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