The Girl Who Cried Wolf: A Family Tale & Trump’s Miracle Ear!
SHORT STORY: ‘The 2024 Republican Candidate Who Cried Wolf’ When I was around 5 & my older sister was 9 1/2, I recall hearing bits of conversations with … Read more
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Hannibal Lecter Stumps for Harris: ‘I’m insane, not crazy!’
“I don’t know how I got involved,” Hannibal Lecter says, “but I’d never vote for that sleazeball Trump.” Harrisburg, PA. — Donald Trump has referenced the name Hannibal … Read more
Fifth Circle of Hell: Preregistration Now Open
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) With Armageddon fast approaching, you may now preregister for the Fifth Circle of Hell. With Armageddon fast approaching, SNN Damnation correspondent Mortyle … Read more
Beverly Hillbillies File Lawsuit Against J.D. Vance: ‘He makes us look stupid’
Jed Clampett of Beverly Hillbillies fame aims to set the record straight, saying hillbillies are much smarter than J.D. Vance. Beverly Hillbillies Estate, Beverly Hills, CA — Local … Read more
Buttigieg Chosen as VP, Trump Wonders When He Turned ‘Queer’
Trump questions Mayor Pete’s sexual identity: “When did he turn queer?” A leak by the Harris campaign indicates that presumptive Democratic presidential candidate Vice President Kamala D. Harris … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Eskimo Stewardess & Donald Trump
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews an Eskimo stewardess and former President Donald Trump. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry … Read more
Lazy Americans Feel Left Out of Political Process
“We’re people too!” exclaim lazy Americans. Politicians often talk about the need to create jobs or lower taxes for hardworking Americans, but what about Lazy Americans? Don’t they … Read more
Republicans Fire Back: ‘We’re Not Weird!’
The GOP is on the defensive after Democrats claimed their policy positions are “weird,” with JD Vance leading the charge. Decrying Democrats’ claims that “Republicans are weird,” Sen. … Read more
Is Kamala Harris Qualified to be President?
Qualified? U.S. Presidents who didn’t read the ‘unwritten qualifying requirements’ & slipped thru the cracks! Indicted Trump lawyer John Eastman wrote in a 2020 op-ed that Kamala Harris’ … Read more
Trump Addresses America’s ‘Final Election’
Trump tells Christians gathered at “Believers Summit” that, not to worry, this will be the final election. Speaking to a festive crowd of admirers at “The Believers Summit” … Read more
