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The state senator says certain demographics are underrepresented among the state’s death row inmates. Alabama State Sen. Crispin Flake (R-Impetigo Springs) announced in a press conference yesterday that … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Exclusive: Texas governor Greg Abbott threatened war with Illinois to force them to return Democratic lawmakers. It has been revealed that Texas … Read more
How Google Sites and a fake tech support scammer almost ended this tired old guy’s website in disaster. I’ve always thought I was too smart to fall for … Read more
Hegseth will tackle the administration’s growing concern about the level of alcohol consumption among Americans. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth has been named point man on President Donald … Read more
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about “world’s largest willy,” doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what … Read more
John F. Kennedy wasn’t quite the man most people believe, according to a distinguished sexologist. John F. Kennedy, 32nd president of the United States (1961-63) and noted womanizer, … Read more
