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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) In order for democracy to survive, every single American must run for President in 2028, says theorist. “In order for democracy to … Read more
The Latest News from Trump World In the latest news from Trump World: Trump purchases stake in Mars rock: Acting in accordance with “my native greed,” President Donald … Read more
If you experience any of these events, press the heart monitor button! Your physician will affix the heart monitor to your chest. Wear it at all times, including … Read more
Department of Defense to begin using the chatbox Grok, Elon Musk startup xAI announced Monday. Elon Musk’s startup xAI announced Monday that the Department of Defense would begin … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Special Health and Science Issue: Nutritionists attribute president’s energy to the Trump diet: “All-American F&F.” US President Donald Trump is a remarkably … Read more
Shareholders of TechGiant stock have had it with the company after the stock price tanked again this week. While TechGiant grew revenue by an impressive 20% last quarter, … Read more
Toying with us, Trump gives devilish clues on the whereabouts of the Jeffrey Epstein Client List! Top 10 Places Trump Hints the Epstein Client List Might Be: 10. … Read more
Elon Musk has revealed to the public his newest creation: a fully functional time machine. Amid a gathering storm of criticism that his business interests are anti-Semitic and … Read more
A newly discovered letter from George Washington to his wife shatters a liberal narrative about his religious views. A newly discovered letter from George Washington to his wife … Read more
President Donald Trump announced today from Mar-a-Lago that he was declaring himself King, thus avoiding the term limit issue. Putting an end to rampant speculation that he would … Read more
