Don’t Reign on My Parade!
Top 10 things our humble Emperor plans for his parade day on Constitution Avenue, celebrating his birthday! Sparing no tax-payer expense, I hear there’ll be Rocket Launchers, Missiles, … Read more
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Trump Presidential Potpourri
A recap of the Latest News in Trump World: a Presidential Potpourri. Trump Issues More Pardons: First in our Trump News potpourri, President Donald Trump pardoned Todd and … Read more
Musk Issues Warning: Don’t Eat the Orange Mushrooms, Man!
Elon Musk co-opts famous Woodstock warning: “Don’t Eat the Brown Acid” in not-so-cryptic message to potential future Trump appointees. Washington, DC — The news out of Washington that … Read more
Final Elon Musk DOGE Directive Cuts Humor Times Staff
Dispatches From SNN (Slobovian News Network) In his last official DOGE directive, Elon Musk ordered that the Humor Times magazine must cut staff. In his final official DOGE … Read more
Attorney General Pam Bondi Indicts Rocker Bruce Springsteen for Sedition
Rocker Bruce Springsteen was indicted for sedition by Pam Bondi: “‘The Boss’ ain’t the boss no more!” On Tuesday, Attorney General Pam Bondi issued an indictment from the … Read more
Future News: Trump Receives Honorary Degree from Harvard
An honorary degree was conferred on Trump by Harvard, after which he delivered a Commencement Address. Slightly Future News: On Thursday, May 29, 2025, President Donald J. Trump … Read more
President Trump to Replace Federal Judges with AI Entities
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Trump, expressing his frustration with federal judges, pledges to replace them with AI. In an exclusive Memorial Day interview with SNN Legal … Read more
Minnesota Nice Interviews The Bird Watcher
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews an avid bird watcher from Minnesota. ANNOUNCER From beautiful downtown Slenderville, Minnesota, it’s the Minnesota Nice Radio Show. And here’s … Read more
Special Edition: All Stunning Headline News
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) No boring headlines here: nothing but Stunning Headline News! In this Special Edition of SNN Dispatches, we present Stunning Headline News. Breaking … Read more
‘One Big Beautiful Bill’: Surprising Upsides
House Passes “One Big Beautiful Bill” (OBBB) moving closer to Trump’s billionaire tax cut and spend agenda. President Orders Moody’s CEO Rob Fauber, Board of Directors to El … Read more
