Swamp Thing
Trump said he would “drain the swamp,” but it seems he invited all his swamp creatures in. During the 2016 presidential election Donald Trump famously proclaimed he would … Read more
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You’re Fired! Trump Blames Trees for California Wildfires
Trump: “Unpatriotic trees would kneel if they could, instead starting California wildfires.” “California wildfires are being magnified & made so much worse by the bad environmental laws which … Read more
Catch Me If You Can: Trump’s Plan to Avoid Being Indicted
“Out of sight, out of mind” seems to be Trump’s plan, according to investigators. For everyone wondering what was behind Trump’s recent, over-the-top, crazy enthusiastic promotion of the … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/13/18
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/5/18
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
The Other, Unofficial and Definitely Un-Presidential Meanings of ‘POTUS’
‘POTUS’ acronym meanings under the current White House occupant Our national beloved love of acronyms has brought us a new term for our fearless Fuhrers. The term, which … Read more
Trump Posthumously Pardons Al Capone, Charles Manson and Jeffrey Darmer, but not Paul Manafort
“It’s a disgrace the way these fallen heroes were hounded by the horrible, horrendous fake news media of their day,” the President told reporters. “However, Paul Manafort is … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/30/18
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to: Spice Girls reunion and much more! The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what … Read more
Trump Proposes Using Animal Shelters for ‘Ineligible’ Immigrant Children
“Frankly, it’s Obama’s fault. But America will no longer be taken advantage of by migrants who have abandoned their immigrant children litters.” WASHINGTON DC – President Donald Trump … Read more
Trump’s Border Policies Undermine Our Democracy
Terrorized children are incarcerated in chain-link cages, thanks to Trump’s cruel border policies. In early June, I traveled to “The Valley,” as the McAllen-Brownsville area of Texas is … Read more
