Don’t Reign on My Parade!
Top 10 things our humble Emperor plans for his parade day on Constitution Avenue, celebrating his birthday! Sparing no tax-payer expense, I hear there’ll be Rocket Launchers, Missiles, … Read more
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Trump Presidential Potpourri
A recap of the Latest News in Trump World: a Presidential Potpourri. Trump Issues More Pardons: First in our Trump News potpourri, President Donald Trump pardoned Todd and … Read more
Musk Issues Warning: Don’t Eat the Orange Mushrooms, Man!
Elon Musk co-opts famous Woodstock warning: “Don’t Eat the Brown Acid” in not-so-cryptic message to potential future Trump appointees. Washington, DC — The news out of Washington that … Read more
Message from Saturn
A message from Saturn directed to Earthlings. Greetings, Earthlings. I’m sending you this message from Saturn the most gender-rich of all the planets. We bend our genders every … Read more
The Neanderthal
By Mark Loper A short story about a certain Neanderthal. The Neanderthal stepped out of his cave. It was a good cave. No, it was a beautiful cave. … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/2/25
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the Justice Department, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what … Read more
A Scene from ‘Amadeus Goes to Washington’
A young Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart submits a draft agenda for the President’s consideration. Hoping to pursue a career in politics, the young Mozart , who at times refers … Read more
Boris and Natasha or Trump Disciple?
It’s tough not to compare Donald or Elon (or other White House cast members) to Boris and Natasha. “Senator Joni Ernst, a Republican from Iowa, was fielding questions … Read more
Final Elon Musk DOGE Directive Cuts Humor Times Staff
Dispatches From SNN (Slobovian News Network) In his last official DOGE directive, Elon Musk ordered that the Humor Times magazine must cut staff. In his final official DOGE … Read more
Attorney General Pam Bondi Indicts Rocker Bruce Springsteen for Sedition
Rocker Bruce Springsteen was indicted for sedition by Pam Bondi: “‘The Boss’ ain’t the boss no more!” On Tuesday, Attorney General Pam Bondi issued an indictment from the … Read more
