Pastor Creflo Dollar to Get His Jet, Says Cash Cow Churches Int’l
The pastor Creflo Dollar is getting the plane he so richly deserves, says CCCI board “The love of money is the root of all evil, St Paul obviously … Read more
Faux News
Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.
Gov’t Developing Unique Tactics to Tackle Hacking Issue
DHS to use ‘acronym-talk’ to prevent further hacking attempts This past week, the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) announced that hacking, or breach of security (BS), occurred in at … Read more
Rick Perry’s Back, and This Time He Can Count to Three
America looks forward to Rick Perry’s next Count Von Count imitation Rick Perry’s 2012 run for the White House was the campaign equivalent of Disaster Movie, the Ebola … Read more
‘Buggers’ Bush and Cheney Claim That Iraq Hardly Noticed Being Raped
Interviewed by Megyn Kelly, Bush and Cheney say they did almost nothing wrong. NEW YOR CITY – Soft-porn model and corporate shill Megyn Kelly – the blonde who put … Read more
Kim Kardashian Hires Tutor to Help Keep Track of Brood Total
The education of Kim Kardashian continues Reality TV star Kim Kardashian recently announced that she was expecting another child. The Keeping Up With the Kardashians personality was rumored … Read more
The FBI is Watching YOU
FBI surveillance planes now dot the skies over America On the network’s 3 a.m. show, aptly named Pink Eye, Fox News panellists recently discussed conspiracy theories. “High tech helicopters in the … Read more
Caitlyn Jenner: 21st Century Superhero
Caitlyn Jenner lined up to play ’21st Century Woman’ On Monday, Caitlyn Jenner, once known as Bruce, appeared on the cover of Vanity Fair. Accompanied by the headline … Read more
North Korea: The Ultimate Summer Vacation
“North Korea, especially Pyongyang, has so much to offer.” – Kim Bur Lee If your idea of the perfect summer vacation involves socialist propaganda, why not visit North … Read more
Lifelong Pro Wrestling Fan Supports Caitlyn Jenner
“As far as I’m concerned, Caitlyn Jenner is no different than Hulk Hogan.” – Brian “Bub” Sisler Bruce Jenner recently unveiled himself on the cover of Vanity Fair … Read more
Single, Childless Woman Has Plenty of Parenting & Relationship Advice
Melissa Davis doles out relationship advice like candy Melissa Davis is 40-years-old, single, independent, loving it and proud of it. She routinely posts memes on Facebook to inspire … Read more
