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>WASHINGTON, D.C. – Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson today reassured nervous rich people that they will not be forced to endure under-$1000-a-bottle wine, smaller yachts or fewer mansions, saying, “As I told Congress, with my new … Read morePaulson Details Plan to Rescue Billionaires
Head nearly explodes as he rants WASHINGTON, DC – John McCain continued on the offensive today, deriding the “angry left” for being so darn disagreeable. “Those freakin’ crybabies, always complaining, foreclosure this or bank failure … Read moreMad McCain Denounces Angry Left
Says she’s ready to bring peace & prosperity to world WASILLA, AK – Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, who many Republicans hail as the second coming of the Virgin Mary, sans the virgin part, says she … Read morePalin Heals the Sick, Raises GOP from the Dead
>As Arctic opens up, Bush declares “Mission Accomplished” Still-President George W. Bush declared “Mission Accomplished” today in the fight to open up more oil fields. “The melting arctic ice will open access to one third … Read moreGlobal Warming Declared Big Success
Pillow wasps major concern for many voters. A survey released today by the Getty Research Institute found that schizophrenic voters are most concerned about a growing army of incessantly buzzing wasps which inhabit their pillows … Read moreDefeating Wasp Army Living In Pillows Top Issue Among Schizophrenic Voters
>Spokesman reassures reporters on human rights as wellBEIJING – After initially promising completely unfettered access to the internet for reporters during their stay for the Olympic Games, China now admits it “meant full access to … Read moreChina Promises Full Access to Parts of the Internet During Olympics
>Bush administration sites “ecological concerns” A Humor Times Special Report DENVER – Faced with mounting numbers of proposed alternative energy plants, the federal government has placed a moratorium on all such projects until it studies … Read moreAll Environmentally Sound Energy Projects Put on Hold Pending Environmental Review
A Humor Times Special Report Republicans stood in lock-step recently to filibuster S.3036, the Climate Change Bill, saying they had “a better idea.” “Democrats think in terms of restricting people and business. We think expansively, … Read moreRepublicans Promote “Giant Dome” Bill
Claim God listens only to them Jeremiah Wright, Barack Obama’s former pastor, announced today that a “holy dozen” group of pastors, preachers, rabbis and clerics have joined together to form a new political party called … Read moreCrazy Preachers Unite to Form New Political Party
>A major subprime lender, Loans4You, which was not quite major enough to get a bailout from the government like Baer Sterns did, has “found new life” making loans to homeless people for cardboard boxes to … Read moreSubprime Lender Reduced to Lending to Homeless for Cardboard Box Homes