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Insist it must be killed to save patient A Humor Times special report Lobbyists for private health care insurance companies say that the public option in the Obama plan is no longer needed – they … Read moreInsurance Companies Say Public Option Not Covered
Invaders target nation’s lawns, requiring “Shock and Awe” strategy, say experts A Humor Times special report When pundits debate national security in the media these days, they’re usually referring to threats posed by Iraq, Afghanistan, … Read moreAmerica Repels Alien Attack on Native Soil
Says Dalai Lama’s tweeting is ‘amateur’ and that He’s making popcorn and watching March Madness HEAVEN – The Christian God yesterday began “Twittering” – as He calls it – finally letting His Word be heard live … Read moreGod Now Tweeting
New slogan ‘Failure IS An Option’ a better fit, they say A Humor Times exclusive report WASHINGTON, DC – The GOP was forced to retract its “Country First” motto today, first rolled out during Senator … Read moreRepublicans Eschew ‘Country First’ Motto
Pilot project termed ‘very successful’ The Comcast cable empire has launched a new program the company hopes will enhance their swollen profit margin: Optional porn with any sporting event. A pilot project held in Phoenix, … Read moreComcast to Offer Optional Porn With All Sporting Events
High school award ‘proudest moment until Beijing’ says Phelps The recent revelation that Michael Phelps, winner of an Olympic record eight gold medals in last year’s games, was photographed smoking a bong in November has … Read morePhelps Holds Little Known Bonging Gold
Scout masters helping boys to ‘Be Prepared’ to become lumberjacks A Humor Times special report The Boy Scouts, long associated with their pledge to “treat the outdoors as a heritage” and to “be conservation minded,” … Read moreBoy Scout Camps Training Tomorrow’s Loggers
NASCAR-like sponsorships intended to help balance budget WASHINGTON, DC – Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi announced today that the 111th Congress would be “proudly displaying” corporate logos on their suits, and many will even … Read more111th Congress: Members to Sport Corporate Logos
‘I’m so proud of my accomplishness,’ says former president A Humor Times Special Report WASHINGTON, DC – Winding up a month-long whirlwind tour of press interviews designed to burnish his legacy, now-former President George W. … Read moreFinal Interview: Bush Waxes Nostalgic
Exclusive to the Humor Times TEL AVIV – As you probably know, I, Joe the Plumber, decided to go to Israel to find out the Truth that the media will not say. This is big … Read moreJoe the Plumber Reports: Understanding the Israel-Palestine Conflict