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Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.

Writer Blames Inability to Write on Having Teeth Pulled

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Writer Blames Inability to Write on Having Teeth Pulled
P. Beckert
P. Beckert
P. Beckert's is one voice vying for frequency room at the top of the opinion dial.Angered and bewildered by many of today’s events, P. Beckert uses humor as a tool to fightan onslaught of stupidity and ignorance that seems to permeate the airwaves and pollute the sensitivities of a once-brilliant nation. If you like her posts, become a follower and leave a comment. And don't forget to share on Facebook, Twitter and other social accounts! Syndicated from her I Said Laugh, Dammit blog.
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Chattering about writer’s block Pat Beekers has been wandering about her home feeling inadequate as a writer these days ever since she had all her teeth pulled. Little … Read more

Guy Who Gives Free Back Rubs Takes ‘Misogynist’ Comment as Compliment

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Guy Who Gives Free Back Rubs Takes ‘Misogynist’ Comment as Compliment
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt is an English teacher living in China and the writer and editor of Iron E-News, a website dedicated to that ever-abiding alternate bizarro world -- at times all too closely mirroring our own.
Jeff Boldt
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Don’t bother, guys, his free back rubs are only for the ladies. Albert Grohper is a bit handsy. According to a number of coworkers, though they live their … Read more

Russia: Obama Nixing ‘Red Line’ in Favor of ‘Squiggly Doodle’

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Russia: Obama Nixing ‘Red Line’ in Favor of ‘Squiggly Doodle’
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt is an English teacher living in China and the writer and editor of Iron E-News, a website dedicated to that ever-abiding alternate bizarro world -- at times all too closely mirroring our own.
Jeff Boldt
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“Red lines are so harsh and final,” says prez As Ukraine sits on the brink of a full-scale international conflict and Putin debates over whether or not to … Read more

7.5 Million Sign Up for Health Care; Coincidentally, 6 Million Share Biden’s IP Address

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7.5 Million Sign Up for Health Care; Coincidentally, 6 Million Share Biden’s IP Address
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt is an English teacher living in China and the writer and editor of Iron E-News, a website dedicated to that ever-abiding alternate bizarro world -- at times all too closely mirroring our own.
Jeff Boldt
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Joe Biden deflects praise for amazing health care numbers, saying, “It was nothing, really.” Of the 230 million people over the age of 18 living in America, approximately … Read more

Search for CNN Pulse Continues; Cable Station Off the Ratings Radar

Search for CNN Pulse Continues; Cable Station Off the Ratings Radar
James Israel
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James Israel
The Humor Times founder/publisher/editor/writer may wear a lot of hats, but he likes it that way. Still, his favorite job is writing fake news articles. He is also a musician and songwriter, who plays guitar, mandolin and harmonica, with several CDs to his credit.
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Ever since Flight 370 trail went cold, signs of life at CNN weakening: Only 30 days for it to find new disaster before it runs out of juice … Read more

Michael Phelps Announces Comeback and “Bong-ercise” Exercise Book, DVD

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Michael Phelps Announces Comeback and “Bong-ercise” Exercise Book, DVD
Paul Lander
Paul Lander
Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of -- winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending Congolese gynecologist Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war-torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney's, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog and the Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that's been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul's time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar… (See all of Paul's "Ripping the Headlines Today" columns here.)
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Michael Phelps hopes “Bong-ercise” makes a big splash 22-time Olympic medal winner Michael Phelps made a big splash today announcing his comeback to competitive swimming. One of the … Read more

Dr. Seuss Inspiration for New Ted Cruz Book

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Dr. Seuss Inspiration for New Ted Cruz Book
P. Beckert
P. Beckert
P. Beckert's is one voice vying for frequency room at the top of the opinion dial.Angered and bewildered by many of today’s events, P. Beckert uses humor as a tool to fightan onslaught of stupidity and ignorance that seems to permeate the airwaves and pollute the sensitivities of a once-brilliant nation. If you like her posts, become a follower and leave a comment. And don't forget to share on Facebook, Twitter and other social accounts! Syndicated from her I Said Laugh, Dammit blog.
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Green eggs and ham Ted Cruz Texas Sen. Ted Cruz has announced a new book deal with HarperCollins that will purportedly earn him well into the six figures. … Read more

Predicted Yellowstone Cataclysm Comes to Pass, Cause Discovered

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Predicted Yellowstone Cataclysm Comes to Pass, Cause Discovered
Diane de Anda
Diane de Anda
Diane de Anda is a third generation Latina and retired UCLA professor. Tired of cranking out technical articles in a "publish or perish" atmosphere, she now spends most of her time writing adult fiction, children's books, parody, and satire.Her weapon of choice is the limerick, aimed with humor and a touch of malice at society's icons, celebrities, politicians, and other irritating folk.
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Scientists discover surprising cause of massive Yellowstone eruption The Weather Channel’s “Forecasting the End” had predicted a disaster, and it has come to pass. Now scientists have found … Read more

Beyonce Loses Nail in China, Provides for Local Family for a Year

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Beyonce Loses Nail in China, Provides for Local Family for a Year
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt is an English teacher living in China and the writer and editor of Iron E-News, a website dedicated to that ever-abiding alternate bizarro world -- at times all too closely mirroring our own.
Jeff Boldt
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Beyonce Knowles’ small loss is village’s huge gain Megastar Beyonce Knowles stopped over in China last week after the completion of her Mrs. Carter tour in the hopes … Read more

Congress to Dispense with Pretense, Transition to Wholly-Owned Corporate Subsidiary

Congress to Dispense with Pretense, Transition to Wholly-Owned Corporate Subsidiary
James Israel
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James Israel
The Humor Times founder/publisher/editor/writer may wear a lot of hats, but he likes it that way. Still, his favorite job is writing fake news articles. He is also a musician and songwriter, who plays guitar, mandolin and harmonica, with several CDs to his credit.
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In an effort to be more transparent, corporate-owner logos will now be worn in Congress, NASCAR-style. WASHINGTON, DC – Speaker of the House John Boehner announced today that … Read more

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