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Pillow wasps major concern for many voters. A survey released today by the Getty Research Institute found that schizophrenic voters are most concerned about a growing army of incessantly buzzing wasps which inhabit their pillows … Read moreDefeating Wasp Army Living In Pillows Top Issue Among Schizophrenic Voters
>Spokesman reassures reporters on human rights as wellBEIJING – After initially promising completely unfettered access to the internet for reporters during their stay for the Olympic Games, China now admits it “meant full access to … Read moreChina Promises Full Access to Parts of the Internet During Olympics
>Bush administration sites “ecological concerns” A Humor Times Special Report DENVER – Faced with mounting numbers of proposed alternative energy plants, the federal government has placed a moratorium on all such projects until it studies … Read moreAll Environmentally Sound Energy Projects Put on Hold Pending Environmental Review
A Humor Times Special Report Republicans stood in lock-step recently to filibuster S.3036, the Climate Change Bill, saying they had “a better idea.” “Democrats think in terms of restricting people and business. We think expansively, … Read moreRepublicans Promote “Giant Dome” Bill
Claim God listens only to them Jeremiah Wright, Barack Obama’s former pastor, announced today that a “holy dozen” group of pastors, preachers, rabbis and clerics have joined together to form a new political party called … Read moreCrazy Preachers Unite to Form New Political Party
>A major subprime lender, Loans4You, which was not quite major enough to get a bailout from the government like Baer Sterns did, has “found new life” making loans to homeless people for cardboard boxes to … Read moreSubprime Lender Reduced to Lending to Homeless for Cardboard Box Homes
Opponents counter that the scheme is ‘all wet’ SACRAMENTO, CA – In a surprising development in the controversy regarding a new sports arena in Sacramento, a novel solution was unveiled today by the Sacramento Kings … Read moreSacramento Kings Float New Arena Plan
>Hopes are to build world-class terminals holding lines “as long as any”SACRAMENTO, CA – Soon, bulldozers will be working feverishly at the Sacramento International Airport, pushing dirt around and giving the place a renewed air … Read moreSacramento Airport Readying Expansion
>WASH., D.C. – Former Vice-President Dick Cheney, fed up with restraints on his office, declared himself King today in a prepared statement. “Everyone knows it has been me, Dick Cheney, who has been running things … Read moreCheney Pronounces Self King
WASH., D.C. – Attorney General Roberto Gonzales, facing increasing scrutiny for his role in the firings of US Attorneys under his watch, ostensibly for political reasons, says he is responsible, but “not responsible.” “You must … Read moreGonzales Insists Responsibility for Responsibility Not His