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Invitation says ‘Come on over after the Inauguration, let’s patch things up’ President-Elect Barack Obama continued with his “unification” theme this week by sending invitations to all congressmen, Republicans and Democrats, for a “bipartisan healing,” … Read moreObama Invites GOP to White House for “Healing”
Says he knows they’d never do anything bad Still-president George W. Bush announced today that he is issuing a blanket pardon for everyone he’s ever been associated with, or knew in high school. “I consider … Read moreBush Pardons Self and Everyone He Knows, Forever
Humor Times Exclusive They thought it couldn’t get any worse than the “Black Friday” trampling deaths of three people in a Wal-Mart at Green Acres Mall in Valley Stream, NY, on November 28th. However, on … Read moreEntire Wal-Mart Store Trampled in New Year’s Sale Buying Spree
Alaska Governor looks ahead After a breakout year that saw Alaska Governor Sarah Palin rise to star status in the Republican party, she is looking forward to a “new day for true believers in freedom … Read morePalin Greets “New Year of Possibilities”
Reassures “nattering nabobs of negativity” CHICAGO, IL – With the U.S. economy seemingly disintegrating right before our eyes, President-elect Barack Obama is anxious to get his new team to work on the problem. Obama has … Read moreObama: U.S. Too Big to Fail
‘Still faster than any other receivers, bullet in my leg or not’ he claims Plaxico Burress, wide receiver for defending the Super Bowl champions New York Giants, issued a contrite statement today trying to explain … Read morePlaxico Burress Not Faster Than Speeding Bullet
“We earned the political capital, and we intend to spend it,” he says A Humor Times Special Report CHICAGO, IL – “With our dramatic victory in the polls on election day, we believe we have … Read moreObama Begins Planning Transition to Socialism, Communism
>WASHINGTON, D.C. – Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson today reassured nervous rich people that they will not be forced to endure under-$1000-a-bottle wine, smaller yachts or fewer mansions, saying, “As I told Congress, with my new … Read morePaulson Details Plan to Rescue Billionaires
Head nearly explodes as he rants WASHINGTON, DC – John McCain continued on the offensive today, deriding the “angry left” for being so darn disagreeable. “Those freakin’ crybabies, always complaining, foreclosure this or bank failure … Read moreMad McCain Denounces Angry Left
Says she’s ready to bring peace & prosperity to world WASILLA, AK – Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, who many Republicans hail as the second coming of the Virgin Mary, sans the virgin part, says she … Read morePalin Heals the Sick, Raises GOP from the Dead