Local Comedian Has Lots of Successful Comedian Best Friends
Sam Anderson knows comedy, and knows comedians Sam Anderson has been doing stand-up comedy on the local level for about 2 years. He has performed at various open … Read more
Faux News
Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.
John McCain Goes All John McClane
Pissed about ISIS, Senator John McCain ambushes the President On Sunday, like a rabid baboon, Senator John McCain emerged from the bushes and launched a vicious attack on … Read more
Man Celebrates Triumphant Return to Facebook After 45 Minute Hiatus
After a falling out with his virtual friends, Mike McKenzie is back on Facebook. Mike McKenzie is just one of millions of Facebook users. Mike enjoys sharing pictures … Read more
Immigration: The Beginning of the End
CAPS on immigration: It’s to blame for everything bad Californian’s for Population Stabilization (CAPS) have followed up their recent claim that California’s water shortage is due to the … Read more
Republicans Condemn ‘Hitler’ Obama, Hand Him More Power
‘It’s never tyranny when the tyrant does what you want,’ Mitch McConnell said, referring to Obama. WASHINGTON, DC – Republican congressional leaders and their corporate masters gleefully rubbed … Read more
Duggar Family: Homosexuality a Greater Sin Than Molesting Children
“19 Kids and Counting” stars, the Duggar family, rank sins, rating their own as “God-condoned.” The Duggar family, who are stars of TLC’s hit reality TV show, “19 … Read more
Sen. Cruz Promises Radical Protest Against Marriage Equality
Senator Ted Cruz’ promises his plan to protest the expected Supreme Court ruling on marriage equality will be a ‘huge shocker.’ Potential Republican presidential candidate and Canadian Sen. … Read more
Congress Raises Birth Age to Five
“We all like cuddly little babies, but the reality is our nation can no longer afford them.” – President Obama to Congress WASHINGTON ─ Both the House and … Read more
Pope to Jesus: Now Would Be a Real Good Time to Come Again
Pope Francis posts messages for Jesus on Facebook and Twitter VATICAN CITY — Pope Francis I today appealed to Jesus Christ to expedite His second coming “before there … Read more
Woman Constantly Refreshes UPS Tracking Webpage
Obsessively tracking UPS Tracking Sherry Stacey loves online ordering. The minute an online retailer sends her a UPS tracking number, she immediately goes to the carrier’s order tracking … Read more
