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Seasonal Asset Disorder

Affliction reportedly exacerbated by tax season A Humor Times Special Report Seasonal Asset Disorder (SAD), also known as tax depression or tax blues, is a mood disorder in … Read more Seasonal Asset Disorder

Jared Loughner: ‘Rhetoric Should Be Toned Down’

By jcrocket

TUCSON – In his first statements to the press since he was charged with gunning down six innocent people and the attempted assassination of Rep. Gabriel Giffords, Jared … Read more Jared Loughner: ‘Rhetoric Should Be Toned Down’

‘The Dick’ Cheney to Star in Remake of ‘Dr. Strangelove’

By Roger Freed, January 5, 2011January 29, 2012

Considered a natural for the role A Humor Times Special Report Dick Cheney will be returning to the world spotlight, as he has taken his first film role … Read more ‘The Dick’ Cheney to Star in Remake of ‘Dr. Strangelove’

Mystery Surrounds Disappearance of Cartoonist Gary Larson

By Roger Freed, October 22, 2010March 8, 2012

Reports of strange sightings, rumors, persist years later Mysterious was the disappearance of Gary Larson, the famed and beloved creator of the popular cartoon series The Far Side. … Read more Mystery Surrounds Disappearance of Cartoonist Gary Larson

Whitman Proposes ‘eCal’ System Modeled on eBay to Fix Budget Woes

By James Israel, October 2, 2010March 8, 2012

Calif. governor candidate defends strategy, saying, ‘It’s what I know’

10-10-ecal[1] — Whitman: Its what I know

A Humor Times Special Report

California gubernatorial candidate Meg Whitman today unveiled a radical new plan for balancing the state budget. “I want to put in place an eBay-type system that would be called ‘eCal,'” the former eBay CEO said, “and don’t ask me how I can be sure it will work. It just will. I have woman’s intuition, and I trust in the eBay strategy. It’s what I know.”

List of Prohibited Entities Grows Around Ground Zero

By James Israel, September 30, 2010April 10, 2012

Fronts for Mexican invasion, British takeover, must be thwarted, says group The “Ground Zero Mosque” controversy around the site of the Twin Towers memorial in New York seems … Read more List of Prohibited Entities Grows Around Ground Zero

New, Improved Dispersant Released for Gulf and Beyond

By James Israel, September 21, 2010April 10, 2012

Makers say new CorrectsIt® ‘will disperse all doubt’ The Nalco Company, makers of the dispersant Corexit® that was used by BP in the Gulf of Mexico to disperse … Read more New, Improved Dispersant Released for Gulf and Beyond

Ancient Facebook posts discovered!

By Humor Times, September 11, 2010June 25, 2011

We didn’t create these, but we don’t know who did, otherwise we’d credit them. Enjoy…

Banks to Join With Wall Street to Purchase New Government

By James Israel, July 20, 2010January 29, 2012

Old one causing ‘buyer’s remorse,’ say CEOs NEW YORK – CEO’s from the nation’s top banks and Wall Street financial firms confirmed rumors today that they plan to … Read more Banks to Join With Wall Street to Purchase New Government

Obama to Make Mel Gibson Gov’t Intermediary to BP

By James Israel, July 12, 2010January 29, 2012

‘Tell ’em what we really think of their fake top hats, Mel!’ prez orders A Humor Times exclusive WASHINGTON – Saying that no one else can tell off … Read more Obama to Make Mel Gibson Gov’t Intermediary to BP