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Says he took them for health and just to be ‘one of the guys’ McGwire Admits He Would’ve Hit More Homers Without Steroids A Humor Times exclusive In a public admission recently, Mark McGwire finally … Read more McGwire Admits He Would’ve Hit More Homers Without Steroids
Calls for another ‘profitable crisis for America’ mount A Humor Times exclusive Wall Street and the major banks have joined together to call for another economic crisis, since the recent one “worked so well,” according … Read more Wall Street Firms, Banks Agree: Times Never Better
Says he’s tired of waiting for those ‘damn liberals’ to act Lou Dobbs announced he was leaving his longtime show in a broadcast that shocked all five of his viewers in November. “I’m proud of … Read more Lou Dobbs Leaves CNN to Build Wall on Mexican Border
Super bill aims to solve all problems by requiring Americans to spend like never before A Humor Times exclusive WASHINGTON DC – President Obama signed historic legislation today that he said will “help us pull … Read more Obama Signs Bipartisan Health & Economy Omnibus Bill
Culmination of ‘Birther’ type groups said to incorporate all of them A Humor Times exclusive The latest right-wing activist group to emerge thinks they have what it takes to be the last. As one of … Read more ‘Righters’: New Group Claims to Be Righter Than the Left
Ex-governor given slot opposite Leno, before Letterman on CBS A Humor Times Exclusive Former Alaskan Governor and Vice-Presidential hopeful Sarah Palin stunned pundits and fans alike in July when she announced her resignation, but has … Read more Palin’s Latest Shocker: Hosting New Talk Show
Say appealing to the masses is undignified A Humor Times special report Faced with declining popularity in the polls and accused of turning their backs on moderate elements within their party, top Republicans say their … Read more Republicans Not Interested in ‘Popularity Contest’
Insist it must be killed to save patient A Humor Times special report Lobbyists for private health care insurance companies say that the public option in the Obama plan is no longer needed – they … Read more Insurance Companies Say Public Option Not Covered
Invaders target nation’s lawns, requiring “Shock and Awe” strategy, say experts A Humor Times special report When pundits debate national security in the media these days, they’re usually referring to threats posed by Iraq, Afghanistan, … Read more America Repels Alien Attack on Native Soil
Says Dalai Lama’s tweeting is ‘amateur’ and that He’s making popcorn and watching March Madness HEAVEN – The Christian God yesterday began “Twittering” – as He calls it – finally letting His Word be heard live … Read more God Now Tweeting
