Defeating Wasp Army Living In Pillows Top Issue Among Schizophrenic Voters

J Crock

Pillow wasps major concern for many voters. A survey released today by the Getty Research Institute found that schizophrenic voters are most concerned about a growing army of incessantly buzzing wasps which inhabit their pillows … Read moreDefeating Wasp Army Living In Pillows Top Issue Among Schizophrenic Voters

China Promises Full Access to Parts of the Internet During Olympics

James Israel

>Spokesman reassures reporters on human rights as wellBEIJING – After initially promising completely unfettered access to the internet for reporters during their stay for the Olympic Games, China now admits it “meant full access to … Read moreChina Promises Full Access to Parts of the Internet During Olympics

All Environmentally Sound Energy Projects Put on Hold Pending Environmental Review

James Israel

>Bush administration sites “ecological concerns” A Humor Times Special Report DENVER – Faced with mounting numbers of proposed alternative energy plants, the federal government has placed a moratorium on all such projects until it studies … Read moreAll Environmentally Sound Energy Projects Put on Hold Pending Environmental Review

Subprime Lender Reduced to Lending to Homeless for Cardboard Box Homes

James Israel

>A major subprime lender, Loans4You, which was not quite major enough to get a bailout from the government like Baer Sterns did, has “found new life” making loans to homeless people for cardboard boxes to … Read moreSubprime Lender Reduced to Lending to Homeless for Cardboard Box Homes