Congress Raises Birth Age to Five
“We all like cuddly little babies, but the reality is our nation can no longer afford them.” – President Obama to Congress WASHINGTON ─ Both the House and … Read more
Faux News
Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.
Pope to Jesus: Now Would Be a Real Good Time to Come Again
Pope Francis posts messages for Jesus on Facebook and Twitter VATICAN CITY — Pope Francis I today appealed to Jesus Christ to expedite His second coming “before there … Read more
Woman Constantly Refreshes UPS Tracking Webpage
Obsessively tracking UPS Tracking Sherry Stacey loves online ordering. The minute an online retailer sends her a UPS tracking number, she immediately goes to the carrier’s order tracking … Read more
Superman Gives Up on Earth, Plans to Return to Krypton
“Let’s face it, you guys are fucked,” Superman tells Rachel Maddow in final TV interview. METROPOLIS, OL – World-renowned crime fighter and iconic symbol of Truth, Justice and … Read more
Area Man Reports Woman Missing; She’s Really Just Avoiding Him
“This isn’t like her” – says area man Paul Arkwright of Albany ALBANY, NY — Pacing through the police station in distress, local area man Paul Arkwright has … Read more
Bruce Wayne and God Among Rejected “Suicide Squad” Applicants
Highly anticipated “Suicide Squad” movie was challenging to cast Nearly a year away from the highly anticipated film “Suicide Squad,” DC has recently revealed images of the cast … Read more
Google Becomes Main Source of Knowledge in Universe; God Steps Down
Could God really be calling it quits? Accumulating a huge mass of knowledge in its 17 years of existence, the internet giant Google has officially made itself the … Read more
New Cable TV Show “Older” an Answer to “Younger”
Cable TV shows proliferating Given the enormous success of the new cable TV show “Younger,” industry copycats are busily trying to work on variations on its theme. One … Read more
America in Danger of Facing Internet Outrage Shortage
Strong opinions and internet outrage are in serious danger of being depleted, say outraged experts. The internet is a great tool in which people can express differing opinions. … Read more
‘Honest Abe’ Lincoln Ruefully Admits: I Was Wrong to Save the Union
‘The racism is so bad, we should just let those miserable bastards go, and we can unite with Canada’ – Abraham Lincoln HEAVEN’S GATE – The ghost of … Read more
