Faux News

Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.

Father Guido Sarducci to Replace Pope Benedict

,
Father Guido Sarducci to Replace Pope Benedict
Humor Times
Humor Times
The Humor Times is the "World's funniest news source!" Sure, we like to inform our visitors, but in a playful sort of way. We believe political satire is one of the best ways to help folks let down their defenses and see things in a new light, as well as to help bring haughty leaders back down to earth. Plus, it's just plain fun! The Humor Times magazine (delivered to your door 12x/year) is a great way to enjoy this brand of humor, it makes a wonderful gift, and SUBSCRIPTIONS are very affordable!
Humor Times
Latest posts by Humor Times (see all)

The anti-gay Pope Benedict will give way to the anti-Pope By Anti Coulter, Liberals Unite Pope Benedict sent shockwaves through the Catholic community and around the world when … Read more

Obama: Drone Strikes “Not Lip-Synced”

,
Obama: Drone Strikes “Not Lip-Synced”
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt is an English teacher living in China and the writer and editor of Iron E-News, a website dedicated to that ever-abiding alternate bizarro world -- at times all too closely mirroring our own.
Jeff Boldt
Latest posts by Jeff Boldt (see all)

‘Drone strikes deaths performed live’ says prez WASHINGTON D.C. — Following the controversial lip-syncing performance by singing sensation Beyonce Knowles at the inauguration a couple weeks ago, a … Read more

Justin Bieber Seeks Counseling after Suffering from Normal Thoughts

,
Justin Bieber Seeks Counseling after Suffering from Normal Thoughts
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt is an English teacher living in China and the writer and editor of Iron E-News, a website dedicated to that ever-abiding alternate bizarro world -- at times all too closely mirroring our own.
Jeff Boldt
Latest posts by Jeff Boldt (see all)

“I’m crazy, I’m nuts. Just the way my brain works. I’m not normal.” — Justin Bieber LONDON, ONTARIO — In a highly publicized press conference yesterday, Scooter Braun, … Read more

Axe-Wielding Hitchhiker Hero Inspires Copycats

Axe-Wielding Hitchhiker Hero Inspires Copycats
James Israel
Social media
James Israel
The Humor Times founder/publisher/editor/writer may wear a lot of hats, but he likes it that way. Still, his favorite job is writing fake news articles. He is also a musician and songwriter, who plays guitar, mandolin and harmonica, with several CDs to his credit.
James Israel
Social media
Latest posts by James Israel (see all)

Misfits nationwide take up ‘hitchhiker hero stereotype-defying’ mantle A homeless axe-wielding drifter turned out to be a hitchhiker hero this week, and is now inspiring copycats. Kai – the … Read more

Charlie Sheen to Run for President on ‘Winning’ Ticket

,
Charlie Sheen to Run for President on ‘Winning’ Ticket
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt is an English teacher living in China and the writer and editor of Iron E-News, a website dedicated to that ever-abiding alternate bizarro world -- at times all too closely mirroring our own.
Jeff Boldt
Latest posts by Jeff Boldt (see all)

Politics: The obvious next move for the silver-tongued Charlie Sheen NEW YORK — In a surprising move yesterday, Adonis Charlie Sheen announced that he would run for POTUS … Read more

Woman Claims It Is What It Is Wasn’t What It Was

,
Woman Claims It Is What It Is Wasn’t What It Was
P. Beckert
P. Beckert
P. Beckert's is one voice vying for frequency room at the top of the opinion dial.Angered and bewildered by many of today’s events, P. Beckert uses humor as a tool to fightan onslaught of stupidity and ignorance that seems to permeate the airwaves and pollute the sensitivities of a once-brilliant nation. If you like her posts, become a follower and leave a comment. And don't forget to share on Facebook, Twitter and other social accounts! Syndicated from her I Said Laugh, Dammit blog.
P. Beckert
Latest posts by P. Beckert (see all)

If it is what it is, why is it not what it seems? A New Jersey woman has brought charges against a local yoga instructor for misleading her … Read more

Glenn Beck Saves Show by Not Offering Job to Sarah Palin

,
Glenn Beck Saves Show by Not Offering Job to Sarah Palin
P. Beckert
P. Beckert
P. Beckert's is one voice vying for frequency room at the top of the opinion dial.Angered and bewildered by many of today’s events, P. Beckert uses humor as a tool to fightan onslaught of stupidity and ignorance that seems to permeate the airwaves and pollute the sensitivities of a once-brilliant nation. If you like her posts, become a follower and leave a comment. And don't forget to share on Facebook, Twitter and other social accounts! Syndicated from her I Said Laugh, Dammit blog.
P. Beckert
Latest posts by P. Beckert (see all)

Sarah Palin, half-term pundit, is still looking for a job God knows I love her, but we can’t have that kinda crazy around here. ~ Glenn Beck Glenn … Read more

Obesity Vaccine Wins FDA Approval

,
Obesity Vaccine Wins FDA Approval
P. Beckert
P. Beckert
P. Beckert's is one voice vying for frequency room at the top of the opinion dial.Angered and bewildered by many of today’s events, P. Beckert uses humor as a tool to fightan onslaught of stupidity and ignorance that seems to permeate the airwaves and pollute the sensitivities of a once-brilliant nation. If you like her posts, become a follower and leave a comment. And don't forget to share on Facebook, Twitter and other social accounts! Syndicated from her I Said Laugh, Dammit blog.
P. Beckert
Latest posts by P. Beckert (see all)

Fast Food: No Worries About Obesity Means Even More Bacon Options in Kids Meals Washington, DC – The Food and Drug Administration has given final approval on a … Read more

From COPS to Pot Farmers: How Reality TV Has Done a 360

,
From <em data-src=COPS to Pot Farmers: How Reality TV Has Done a 360"/>
P. Beckert
P. Beckert
P. Beckert's is one voice vying for frequency room at the top of the opinion dial.Angered and bewildered by many of today’s events, P. Beckert uses humor as a tool to fightan onslaught of stupidity and ignorance that seems to permeate the airwaves and pollute the sensitivities of a once-brilliant nation. If you like her posts, become a follower and leave a comment. And don't forget to share on Facebook, Twitter and other social accounts! Syndicated from her I Said Laugh, Dammit blog.
P. Beckert
Latest posts by P. Beckert (see all)

Getting high on reality TV Everyone who is a fan of reality television knows that COPS is credited with being the first reality-based show on television. A staple … Read more

NRA Members Suffering from Selective Hearing Disorder

,
NRA Members Suffering from Selective Hearing Disorder
Roger Freed
Roger Freed
rfreed has a fertile, if somewhat warped, imagination. Read him at your own risk! More laugh gaffes available at Semi-Humorous Humor
!!!!!Buy 'The Alaska Papers' from lulu.com. Only $10 !!!!! An almost funny publication!
Roger Freed
Latest posts by Roger Freed (see all)

I SAID, “NRA MEMBERS SUFFERING FROM HEARING DISORDER”! Scientific study of NRA members shows they have a vacillating hearing problem, in which they hear certain things in clarity, … Read more

Share