It’s Called Sabotage: Trump & Musk’s So-Called ‘Reform’
“This isn’t reform. It’s sabotage.” — Sen. Ed Markey As Trump & Co. hurl horror after horror at us from the murky darkness of their extremely wasteful “war … Read more
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MAGA Emergency Kit – Act Now Before Sanity Is Restored!
On sale now, the MAGA Emergency Kit: Order now before the price doubles thanks to tariffs. By Nellie Bern On sale now for the low-low price of $19.99 … Read more
4-Minute Interview with White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt
Interview with Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt. Part of an ongoing series conducted by Humor Times Conservative Capitol Correspondent Llib Epot. Conservative Capitol Correspondent Llib Epot: Thanks for the … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/15/25
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Coachella 2025, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any … Read more
‘FOMP’ – a Fantastic New Word
By Jack Seybold, as heard from Donald Trump Fomp, right? It’s a fantastic new word that just came out of my mouth. – Donald Trump “Fomp,” right? It’s … Read more
Pros of the Robot Apocalypse
There’s no use whining about the coming robot apocalypse — look at the bright side! Everyone is whining about how robots are taking over and the coming robot … Read more
Minnesota Nice Interviews Tree Trimmer Elmer Bjork
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews an arborist from Slenderville, Minnesota. ANNOUNCER From beautiful downtown Slenderville, it’s the Minnesota Nice Radio Show. And here’s your host … Read more
Where Disillusioned Trump Voters Got It Wrong: Their Top 13 Sheepish Sayings That Even Confucius Would Envy!
Disillusioned Trump voters spout conflicting messages that may land in Fortune Cookies! It’s very evident that the political tides are starting to turn in the other direction. That’s … Read more
Revised Nursery Rhymes for the Toddlers in the Trump Administration
Here are some revised nursery rhymes for Trump administration toddlers. The Apple and the Worm Robert F. Kennedy Jr. (Health and Human Services) I bit an apple That … Read more
Dear Ivanka, Come & Get Him!
“Dear Ivanka” – My painful true story to disqualify her father as President & take us out of our misery! Dear Ivanka, Of all the family, I’m writing to … Read more
