Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/4/25
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about a beardless Jason Momoa, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s … Read more
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Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about a beardless Jason Momoa, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s … Read more
Our government’s unprincipled embrace of the Israel’s ongoing massacre of the Palestinian people is forcing a moral reckoning. Some outrages are so outrageous that I don’t even want … Read more
My horoscope sign is no longer on the Cusp, I can now eat Gluten & Dairy without any blowback! Yes, today I changed my Horoscope Sign! You can … Read more
Those who wish they lived in Mayberry might not have noticed who’s really doing what and to whom in that supposedly idyllic hamlet. The British social commentator Theodore … Read more
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Chuck E Cheese employees in mouse costumes doesn’t need to be complicated … Read more
Most people are unaware that our planet may be secretly ruled by a race of intergalactic lizard people. The world is a dangerous place these days. We are … Read more
After the big “Epstein List Reveal,” the insecure president goes thru a wild grift-giving frenzy. Gift-giving… sorry, silly me. Besides the insecure Trump’s recent promise to the masses … Read more
Quotes from Mel Brooks, George Carlin, Bill Burr, John Cleese, Jerry Seinfeld, Gilbert Gottfried & me – on political correctness and 86ing our babies! Take Mel Brooks’ 1967 … Read more
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Doctor Chris Jackson. ANNOUNCER From beautiful downtown Slenderville, Minnesota, it’s the Minnesota Nice Radio Show. And here’s your host Tommy … Read more
Wall Street profiteers — including Trump appointees and political funders — have long lusted to privatize the weather service. From the Lowdown’s “Early Political Warning System” comes this … Read more