Faux News

Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.

Biden Nominates First Baby to Supreme Court

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Biden Nominates First Baby to Supreme Court
Dave Henry
Dave Henry
Dave’s work has appeared in various publications including End of the Bench, Robot Butt, and The Spoof, as well as many unfunny outlets. He also sometimes refers to himself in the third person.
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Lil Tommy is the first baby nominated to the Supreme Court, a “security blanket” for liberals on the bench. With sensitive man-baby Clarence Thomas planning to leave the … Read more

Social Justice Platforms Suggest New Holidays

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Social Justice Platforms Suggest New Holidays
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Certain groups have suggested a group of new holidays to reflect the essence of today’s “New America.” Madam Doctor Ophelia Yudamn Skippy, … Read more

Who is Lara Trump?

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Who is Lara Trump?
Bill Tope
Bill Tope
Bill Tope is a retired (caseworker, cook, construction worker, nude model for art classes, and so on) who lives with his mean little cat Baby.
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The scoop on the new RNC co-chair, Lara Trump. Wed to former President Donald J. Trump’s second eldest son, Eric, Lara Trump was named in March as RNC … Read more

Fashion Designer Creates Ultimate Protection from American Gun Violence

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Fashion Designer Creates Ultimate Protection from American Gun Violence
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
Ted Holland
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) A world-famous clothes designer says she has the answer to gun violence in America. SNN fashion reporter Insyde Ouwte says that in … Read more

Slightly Future News: Trump Locked Up

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Slightly Future News: Trump Locked Up
Bill Tope
Bill Tope
Bill Tope is a retired (caseworker, cook, construction worker, nude model for art classes, and so on) who lives with his mean little cat Baby.
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Shocking breaking news today, one week in the future: Trump locked up for violating gag order! Former President Donald J. Trump was sentenced to jail time on Monday, … Read more

Trump Comes Clean in Time Interview

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Trump Comes Clean in Time Interview
Bill Tope
Bill Tope
Bill Tope is a retired (caseworker, cook, construction worker, nude model for art classes, and so on) who lives with his mean little cat Baby.
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He agreed to the Time interview provided that the periodical put him on the cover yet again. In a sprawling, three-hour interview conducted in Palm Beach, Florida with … Read more

The Mother of AI Proclaims ‘Artificial Ignorance for All People’

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The Mother of AI Proclaims ‘Artificial Ignorance for All People’
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
Ted Holland
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The Mother of AI has pledged to make Artificial Ignorance for all people the world over. Dr. Brigette Bardeaux Brainfahrt, the Slobovian … Read more

Trump Faces Civil Action by Jan. 6 Rioters

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Trump Faces Civil Action by Jan. 6 Rioters
Bill Tope
Bill Tope
Bill Tope is a retired (caseworker, cook, construction worker, nude model for art classes, and so on) who lives with his mean little cat Baby.
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Breaking News: Jan. 6 defendants-turned-plaintiffs cite undue influence in civil action against Trump. Former President Donald J. Trump now faces civil action proceedings in more than 1,300 cases … Read more

Trump Tours Florida ‘Hot Babes in Lockup’ with Matt Gaetz

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Trump Tours Florida ‘Hot Babes in Lockup’ with Matt Gaetz
Bill Tope
Bill Tope
Bill Tope is a retired (caseworker, cook, construction worker, nude model for art classes, and so on) who lives with his mean little cat Baby.
Bill Tope
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Part of a promotional tour for a proposed “Hot Babes in Lockup” series set to be produced by a new Truth Social network. “I love being here,” remarked … Read more

Trial Judge’s List of Possible Punishments for Trump Uncovered

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Trial Judge’s List of Possible Punishments for Trump Uncovered
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
Ted Holland
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) A SNN Reporter has uncovered trial Judge Merchan’s list of possible punishments for Trump when and if he is found guilty. SNN … Read more

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