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Mar 032017
 
 By , March 3, 2017
Post Election Stress Disorder: It's a Real Thing

A new disorder, “Post Election Stress,” is sweeping the nation and has Americans flocking to therapists. A new form of stress is sweeping the nation and it has Americans flocking to their therapists in droves. Post Election Stress Disorder (PESD), also known a Political Pee [more…]

Jan 202017
 
 By , January 20, 2017
A Country Gets the Leaders It Deserves

An unfunny editorial: A country gets the leaders it deserves There is an old saying that “a country gets the leaders it deserves.” So what does that say about the United States and the choices it has made of late? It says that we are [more…]

Jan 132017
 
 By , January 13, 2017
The Machiavellian Guide to Becoming President

This Machiavellian Guide is channeled from the nether worlds to his humble servants Donald Trump and Roger Freed. Note to the historically impaired: Niccolo Machiavelli was a 15th century historian, writer and politician who emphasized using the Dark Side of the Force when ruling. Rumor [more…]

Jan 022017
 
 By , January 2, 2017
Trump Resigns Over Mandatory Reading Assignments from DOD

Donald Trump decided being president would be just too hard President-elect Donald Trump resigned as President Monday, shortly after arriving in Manhattan for a briefing with the Department of Defense. Details are still coming in, but some say the reason for his resignation has to [more…]

Dec 292016
 
 By , December 29, 2016
How the Trump Stole America: A Poem

How the Trump Stole America Politics in America had suffered a blow Americans were fed up with the status quo Obama did what he could with what given The red states were mad, they were hellbent and driven Give us a new leader, give us [more…]

Dec 282016
 
 By , December 28, 2016
New Year Baby 2017 Refuses to Be Born

‘I still have the Right to Choose,’ New Year Baby 2017 screamed. ‘At least for now!’ NYC – New Year Baby 2017 invoked Roe vs. Wade today, refusing to be born over concerns about a future under “His Majesty, King Donald the Great Again.” The [more…]