“Everything he says stinks,” say opponents of mayor with halitosis Jonathan D. Lumquist, known to have the most horrendous case of halitosis in public service history, has nevertheless overcome the odds and was elected Mayor of Lincoln, Nebraska, last Tuesday. His opponent was said to [more...]
It’s alive! No worries, a GOP in-depth investigation shows it’s just a messaging problem. Normally you don’t expect to see the words “Republicans” and “introspection” right next to each other. Like supermodel and barbecue. Physicist and polka. Gazelle and ophthalmology. You catch my drift. But [more...]
Politics: The obvious next move for the silver-tongued Charlie Sheen NEW YORK — In a surprising move yesterday, Adonis Charlie Sheen announced that he would run for POTUS (or President of the United States) in 2016, and that, obviously, everyone else who ran would fail [more...]
Son Tagg says Mitt Romney ran only to please him It was bad enough they spent a king’s ransom on trying to get him elected, but backers of Mitt Romney are now hearing stories of how he never wanted the job in the first place [more...]
The people make their voices heard via ballot measures This being the season of giving, it’s worth looking back at some special gifts from November’s election that received little acknowledgement at the time, ballot measures. These victories came in campaigns that had no candidates — [more...]
Small Business is America’s job creator & economic engine What are the issues for small business in America? This infographic explores some of the differences between the presidential candidates’ plans. According to this graphic, electing Gov. Romney would have been better for small business in [more...]
Vegas Billionaire Sheldon Adelson knows how to make money and he knows how to spend it, or so his financial advisors thought until they finished counting all the beans in the jar. Seems Adelson spent just a little too much on something that turned out [more...]
The sky is falling! The end times are upon us! It’s all over for America! And it’s all because of you execrable voters, and the Obamacare you enabled. This is the wretched wail of a few corporate chieftains who claim to be somewhere between flummoxed [more...]
Newly re-elected Obama ever-optimistic, reaching out President Obama has asked the White House kitchen staff to order up a couple cases of Texas’ best Shiner Bock and to “make some of those delicious wiener puffs and cheez whiz thingies” for a special beer summit he [more...]
Angry citizens pledge 30 seconds hard effort to secede from Union According to the New York Daily News, the government-initiated website “We The People” has been bombarded by petitions since the election. More than 100,000 disgruntled citizens (representing more than 20 states) have petitioned President [more...]