RFK Makes Outreach for New Job
RFK made overtures to both major political parties, hoping to secure a new job. News sources revealed that presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. has made overtures to … Read more
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Project 2025 Architect Outlines His Plans for 2nd Trump Administration
Project 2025 architect speaks out on 920-page blueprint for a second Trump Administration. Oberfuhrer Russell Vought, a prime Project 2025 architect, spoke out on Thursday about the 920-page … Read more
Celine Dion Files Complaint Against Trump Campaign
The use of her signature song “My Heart Will Go On” by Trump was decried by Celine Dion. Singer Celine Dion and Sony Music, owner of the song, … Read more
Folks Ask: Just How Weird is JD Vance Really?
How weird is JD Vance? He likes books urging “patriots” to wear “aluminum foil headdresses” to offset Jewish space lasers. In the weeks since he was nominated as … Read more
Trump: ‘Harris Going Balls to the Walz with a Commie Pick!’
The old white guy that turned orange made another bad pun, saying that Harris is going “balls to the Walz” with her VP pick. On Tuesday, presumptive Democratic … Read more
Buttigieg Chosen as VP, Trump Wonders When He Turned ‘Queer’
Trump questions Mayor Pete’s sexual identity: “When did he turn queer?” A leak by the Harris campaign indicates that presumptive Democratic presidential candidate Vice President Kamala D. Harris … Read more
Republicans Fire Back: ‘We’re Not Weird!’
The GOP is on the defensive after Democrats claimed their policy positions are “weird,” with JD Vance leading the charge. Decrying Democrats’ claims that “Republicans are weird,” Sen. … Read more
Trump Addresses America’s ‘Final Election’
Trump tells Christians gathered at “Believers Summit” that, not to worry, this will be the final election. Speaking to a festive crowd of admirers at “The Believers Summit” … Read more
Breaking! Biden: ‘I’m Back in the Race!’
President Joe Biden reverses course, says he’s “back in the race for president!” In a statement that took everybody by surprise, President Joe Biden announced from the Oval … Read more
Biden Stepping Aside: Trump on the New Dem Nominee
As reported by Llib Epot, Conservative Capitol Correspondent “Kamala is just a backstreet black with an education,” claims Trump on the news of Biden stepping aside. On Sunday, … Read more
