Bernie Sanders: America’s Next President?

Bernie Sanders: America’s Next President?
John Glynn is an Irishman, a lover of Guinness and a
potato connoisseur. An expert in the area of mediocrity, he one day hopes to own a decent coffee maker and visit SeaWorld Orlando.

Statler and Waldorf imitator Bernie Sanders could … go … all … the … way! Although he conjures up images of Statler and Waldorf, the grumpy pair of … Read more

Rick Perry’s Back, and This Time He Can Count to Three

Rick Perry’s Back, and This Time He Can Count to Three
John Glynn is an Irishman, a lover of Guinness and a
potato connoisseur. An expert in the area of mediocrity, he one day hopes to own a decent coffee maker and visit SeaWorld Orlando.

America looks forward to Rick Perry’s next Count Von Count imitation Rick Perry’s 2012 run for the White House was the campaign equivalent of Disaster Movie, the Ebola … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/8/15

Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/8/15
Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of -- winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending Congolese gynecologist Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war-torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney's, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog and the Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that's been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul's time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar… (See all of Paul's "Ripping the Headlines Today" columns here.)
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Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more

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