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Trump bristles at signing a Resignation Letter like Nixon, considers a Buy-Out! March 2025, Subject: Resignation Letter idea Dear Mr. President, Just so you know — this was … Read more
Top 10 pre-speech heckler taunts Melania threw at Donald the night before The State of the Union! TOP 10 Heckler-Proof Insults Melania Sprang on Donald to Toughen His … Read more
Musk said he would like to hire Derek Chauvin, convicted for the murder of George Floyd in 2020. Breaking News: Acting in consonance with the advice of his … Read more
Here are the nine nixed ideas for the Democratic protest of Trump’s lies at the State of the Union Address. I can report the 9 nixed ideas because … Read more
Trump to Zelenskyy: Besides his Watch, Wallet & Ukraine’s rare minerals, 7 more things Trump wants for the ‘deal!’ Says Trump to Zelenskyy in a White House meeting, … Read more
A ‘Napoleon Complex’ and ‘Antiques Roadshow’ Confidential Tell-All find: ‘Why I, Napoleon Bonaparte had my hand in my Jacket’ – Top 10 In 1804, Napoleon Bonaparte created the … Read more
Trump plans to Renovate Heaven, haul ‘Asses to Ashes’ living his Master Builder Dream! Top 5 Enticement Offers! THE DEVIL to Trump re: ‘Renovate Heaven’ project You can’t … Read more
Newly self-appointed chairman Donald Trump also announced his intention to rename the Kennedy Center after himself. Donald Trump says nightly drag queen shows will no longer be allowed … Read more
Trump’s new Costa Rican envoy pick may have something to do with dollars to donuts. The little country of Costa Rica can rest easy that it’ll never run … Read more
Splat goes the Spaghetti – Past U.S. Presidents have also made off-the-wall erratic statements to see what sticks! Yes, many U.S. Presidents besides Donald Trump have thrown out … Read more
