Federal Employees All Resign: Massive Email Hack
Breaking: All federal employees have just resigned via email in the wake of cyberattack by notorious Red Panda. Washington, D.C. – The federal government is in turmoil today, … Read more
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Vet Denied Heart Operation Due to VA Cuts ‘Proud to Needlessly Die for My Country’
By Tom Busillo A veteran who was denied a life-saving heart procedure due to DOGE-initiated VA cuts says it’s okay, “I’m owning the libs!” Jeff Preeble has only … Read more
Kash Patel Appointed as Interim President of Ukraine
Kash Patel parroted his boss Trump, saying, “Ukraine started this war,” pounding his tiny fist angrily on his desk. Surprising even his closet political allies, President Donald J. … Read more
Trump and Zelenskyy to Settle Differences at WrestleMania
Presidential WrestleMania: winner between Trump and Zelenskyy will negotiate with Putin to end the war in Ukraine. US President Donald Trump and Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy are set … Read more
Slobovian President Set to Declare War Over Trump Tariffs and Inauguration Snub
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Leader reportedly livid and ready to declare war over Trump tariffs and lack of inauguration invite. SNN Senior Political correspondent George Washington … Read more
Pete Hegseth: Ukraine a ‘Failed, Delusional Nation’
Hegseth advises diplomats to come to terms with the reality of eventual Russian subjugation, “for the good of all.” Getting his feet wet as the newly-minted Secretary of … Read more
Kennedy Center to End Drag Queen Shows by Order of the New Chairman
Newly self-appointed chairman Donald Trump also announced his intention to rename the Kennedy Center after himself. Donald Trump says nightly drag queen shows will no longer be allowed … Read more
‘Trump National Cathedral’ to be Built at Mar-a-Lago
President boasts on social media that his will “bigger and better” than the Washington National Cathedral. Settling comfortably into his second term, President Donald J. Trump announced on … Read more
Dollars to Donuts: Cream of Crop Picked for U.S. Ambassador Posts
Trump’s new Costa Rican envoy pick may have something to do with dollars to donuts. The little country of Costa Rica can rest easy that it’ll never run … Read more
Elon Musk to Buy McDonald’s
Co-President Elon Musk has taken steps to buy McDonald’s Corporation, home to a like-minded clown. Currying favor with alter-ego, Donald J. Trump, Co-President Elon Musk has taken steps … Read more
