Melania Trump Mistakes Immigration Ceremony for Spa Day
The former first lady arrived at an immigration ceremony wearing a white robe and slippers, ready for spa day. Washington D.C. — Officials at the National Archives Museum … Read more
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Donald Trump Wants ‘Humor Times’ Readers to Pick His 2024 Running Mate
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Trump says he’s too busy dealing with court cases, and would like a satire magazine’s fans to choose his 2024 running mate. … Read more
Republican Governors Tell Kids: ‘Stay Hungry!’
GOP guvs decry welfare and childhood obesity, tell lazy kids to “stay hungry” for success. Fifteen Republican governors have said no to participating in a federally funded food … Read more
Actual Goat Steps Down as Patriots Coach
New England Patriots coach, called “The GOAT,” announces he is stepping down after a Hall of Fame career. The New England Patriots coach who is widely considered the … Read more
Trump Changes Running Mates
Trump changes running mates: Discards Santos as “amateur” and opts for Roseanne Barr. Donald J. Trump, leading Republican candidate for president, doesn’t like under-performers, he says, and so … Read more
Former Leading Lady Accuses Western Movie Hero of Sexual Assault
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Suit filed against former movie hero asks 72 million dollars in damages. SNN smut correspondent Downe Inda Gutter reports that like such … Read more
Celebrities: ‘Keep Trump on the Ballot!’
Certain celebrities are lobbying to keep Trump on the ballot, but mainly to keep the door open for themselves. Celebrities past and present have come together to help … Read more
Harvard to Offer Degree in Pirating and Plundering
Harvard says it’s simply adapting with the times and preparing “for the end of America as we know it.” In an effort to adapt with the times and … Read more
Trump Family Busted for Streaking
Trump adult children cited as public nuisance after being taken in for streaking. In a run up to the Iowa Caucuses, members of the Trump family were arrested … Read more
Balance of Nature, FDA Reach Accord
Months-long dispute between Balance of Nature and the FDA finally finds resolution. Last month, the Food and Drug Administration ordered the producers of Balance of Nature nutritional supplements … Read more
