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“Press the Meat” is set to debut in two weeks, and reportedly will feature the ex-president’s wide-ranging sex exploits. Former President Donald J. Trump has gone public with … Read more
In order to finally end the Speaker of the House saga, the Republican Party will pick the winner of “Big Brother.” In an effort to end its long … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The Republican Party has contacted a world-famous problem solver to help elect a Speaker of the House. SNN has learned from an … Read more
Rep. Jim Jordan fails to gain House Speakership, as the Republican sh*t show rambles on. Rep. Jim Jordan (R. OH) failed in his benighted quest for Speakership of … Read more
“I’ve found that banks,” said Tom Selleck, “are mostly run by very prosperous, happy people.” Long-time television personality Tom Selleck (Magnum, P.I, Blue Bloods) has come under fire … Read more
The former president promises to jump over a man-eating shark in water skis outside his Mar-a-Lago Resort. Former President Donald Trump will do just about anything to entertain … Read more
On Meet the Press, Matt Gaetz said that Liz Cheney “just hasn’t been getting any lately” and that he “can understand why.” Rep. Matt Gaetz (R. FL) appeared … Read more
In order to boost debate ratings, the RNC is adding a risk factor: participants may be slimed. The Republican National Committee, which sponsors this year’s Republican primary debates, … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) We all have brave Senator Menendez to thank for “protecting the American public from the filth and evil of political graft and … Read more
A flying saucer landed on the White House lawn on Jan. 6, 2027, which had been declared a national holiday by new/old President Trump. By Llib Epot, Conservative … Read more
