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Breaking news: Santos flees country. Updates expected when Interpol authorities provide more information. Congressman “George Santos” fled the United States today, leaving behind a husband, an ex-wife, and … Read more
Ever the gun-lovers, Republicans now allow pistols to be used to settle differences, and representatives may duel to the death. Some Congressmen in the U.S. House of Representatives … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) SNN correspondent uncovers embarrassing promises Kevin McCarthy had to make to get votes as the new Speaker of the House. According to SNN … Read more
As Kevin McCarthy fails to win election to Speaker of the House, the post is offered to the Q-Shaman and Elmer Fudd. It is a historic time for the … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) He told so many, it seems like he told them all. However, an investigation has revealed many lies George Santos did not … Read more
“I’m crazy like a fox,” the ex-president proclaimed, as he prepares to plead insanity in any upcoming trial. Former President Donald Trump says he will plead insanity as … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Millions of kids worldwide went without presents when Santa Claus was grounded by a Schnotzelvakian facial recognition system. Christmas Eve, December 24, … Read more
Covid vaccine indictments were unsealed in Florida, as police arrested two prominent former federal officials. TALLAHASSEE FL, April 1, 2023 — Florida cops arrested two prominent former federal … Read more
Newly elected Republican George Santos will head Elon Musk’s new, blue-ribbon team to manage Twitter’s daily operations. Elon Musk has made good on his promise to follow the … Read more
Ex-president says he’s the real Superman, and is “so proud” that he can “soar like an eagle.” “Look! Up in the sky. It’s a bird. It’s a plane. … Read more
