The Republican Plan to Improve the Economy if They Take Over… er… Are Elected
How GOP candidates will improve the economy if elected: Start a new war to refocus attention away from the bad state of national affairs, and to bolster arm … Read more
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One Day of GOP News Feed
Glen Beck: Most Americans are in bed with absolute evil and worshiping Baal
“One of the problems we have even as Christians is I’ll guarantee you most Christians cannot tell you the two parables Jesus taught about capital gains tax, nor can the te…
Angrier Birds: The Republican Primary Race
By Will Durst Some small-minded pundits are guaranteed to grouchily opine this is neither the time nor the place to be re-circulating unfounded conspiracy theories. Then again, mightn’t … Read more
GOP Presidential Contenders’ Goofy Greed
Even though some are out and some are in, the GOP presidential contenders that are/were in the race continue to spread their goofiness around for all the country to … Read more
Mitt Romney Keeping Several Offshore Wives in the Cayman Islands
Authorities in the Cayman Islands are remaining mum after reports have surfaced this week indicating that in addition to the large sums of money Mitt Romney has stored in bank accounts in the Cayman Islands, he also has a mansion which houses multiple …
Mitt Romney Claims Elephants Definitely Not Disappearing
One of Romney’s Many Elephants
Now that Mitt Romney has a commanding lead in the GOP primaries, reporters are beginning to ask him more difficult questions in order to determine just how ready he is to be America’s next President.
Today, after Rom…
Jeb Bush Lying in Wait Like a Florida Panther
See Jeb? See Jeb Run? Run, Jeb, Run.
Rumors are still swirling that Jeb Bush is considering putting his name in the hat for the GOP nomination. But, if there is one thing you should know about the Bush family it is this, they don’t do anything with…
Not-So-Super Tuesday Report
And now your eagerly awaited Super Tuesday Report. Named for the quantity of contests and not the quality of participants. Perhaps it would be more apt to say … Read more
Meek Taking Early Inheritance of Earth and Evicting All Sinners
The Meek, who are mentioned a couple of times in the Bible as the heirs to Earth*, have finally had enough of their un-meek counterparts, i.e. the Sinners and are taking steps as we speak to ask God for an early release of their inheritance.
“Mo…
Answer the Reader Poll: What Makes Santorum Upchuck?
What do YOU think? Check out our latest Reader Poll! Rick Santorum, candidate for the highest office in the land, has been known to let some real doozies … Read more
