Answer the Reader Poll: What Makes Santorum Upchuck?
What do YOU think? Check out our latest Reader Poll! Rick Santorum, candidate for the highest office in the land, has been known to let some real doozies … Read more
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Koch Brothers Announce Revamp of Congress, Government
Incompetent Tea Party hires ‘nearly ruined the brand,’ they say The Koch brothers, multi-billionaires known for their political activism, announced that they will hire a whole new slate … Read more
Corroded Clockwork
Like corroded clockwork, the Republicans once again find themselves in the middle of a public relations disaster the size of Jupiter’s largest moon, Ganymede. Specifically, their plan to … Read more
Run, Newt, Run!
Out of elective politics for over a decade, dithering on the sidelines like a moody Southern-fried Hamlet, Newt Gingrich jumped back into the ring announcing plans to run … Read more
Republicans Filibuster Roll Call
GOP emboldened by 41-seat ‘Super Minority’ A Humor Times exclusive WASHINGTON — Claiming to be saving America from the Dems’ “socialist agenda,” Republicans broke historic new ground in … Read more
Republicans Not Interested in ‘Popularity Contest’
Say appealing to the masses is undignified A Humor Times special report Faced with declining popularity in the polls and accused of turning their backs on moderate elements … Read more
Republicans Eschew ‘Country First’ Motto
New slogan ‘Failure IS An Option’ a better fit, they say A Humor Times exclusive report WASHINGTON, DC – The GOP was forced to retract its “Country First” … Read more
Palin Heals the Sick, Raises GOP from the Dead
Says she’s ready to bring peace & prosperity to world WASILLA, AK – Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, who many Republicans hail as the second coming of the Virgin … Read more
Republicans Promote “Giant Dome” Bill
A Humor Times Special Report Republicans stood in lock-step recently to filibuster S.3036, the Climate Change Bill, saying they had “a better idea.” “Democrats think in terms of … Read more
