A Scene from ‘Amadeus Goes to Washington’
A young Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart submits a draft agenda for the President’s consideration. Hoping to pursue a career in politics, the young Mozart , who at times refers … Read more
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Boris and Natasha or Trump Disciple?
It’s tough not to compare Donald or Elon (or other White House cast members) to Boris and Natasha. “Senator Joni Ernst, a Republican from Iowa, was fielding questions … Read more
Final Elon Musk DOGE Directive Cuts Humor Times Staff
Dispatches From SNN (Slobovian News Network) In his last official DOGE directive, Elon Musk ordered that the Humor Times magazine must cut staff. In his final official DOGE … Read more
Attorney General Pam Bondi Indicts Rocker Bruce Springsteen for Sedition
Rocker Bruce Springsteen was indicted for sedition by Pam Bondi: “‘The Boss’ ain’t the boss no more!” On Tuesday, Attorney General Pam Bondi issued an indictment from the … Read more
Future News: Trump Receives Honorary Degree from Harvard
An honorary degree was conferred on Trump by Harvard, after which he delivered a Commencement Address. Slightly Future News: On Thursday, May 29, 2025, President Donald J. Trump … Read more
President Trump to Replace Federal Judges with AI Entities
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Trump, expressing his frustration with federal judges, pledges to replace them with AI. In an exclusive Memorial Day interview with SNN Legal … Read more
What Starlings Could Teach Trump’s Mean Government
A member of the bird species “superb starlings” would make a much better leader than our current bird-brained president. There is a species of birds named “superb starlings,” … Read more
Oxymoron Harmony
By Dr. Neil Weiner Her mother named Harmony after a dream. The name turned out to be quite an oxymoron. Deafening silence filled the hospital room at the … Read more
Minnesota Nice Interviews The Bird Watcher
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews an avid bird watcher from Minnesota. ANNOUNCER From beautiful downtown Slenderville, Minnesota, it’s the Minnesota Nice Radio Show. And here’s … Read more
How a Tyrannosaurus-Rex on a Transatlantic Flight Went So Wrong
By Peter Merkl I was asked to assist in dealing with an inflight emergency on my transatlantic flight. Just after midnight on a recent transatlantic flight, I was … Read more
