Top 10 Other Things I, Will Smith, Slapped Chris Rock For!
When he slapped Chris Rock, it was the slap heard ’round the world, giving Will Smith first dibs as the new James Bond! Or ‘The Thrilla from Manila’ … Read more
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Two Cheesy Lab Mice Ponder Apres Covid Status and Go to the Movies – Pt. 5!
Two well-probed Lab Mice in a Apres Covid study go to the movies while waiting for the other piece of cheese to drop! #5 (next to last): Apres … Read more
President Biden Dispatches Chuck Norris, Sylvester Stallone to Afghanistan
Biden sent Chuck Norris and Sylvester Stallone to Afghanistan to finish the evacuation, saying they alone can get the job done. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Totally … Read more
Scenes from the Next ‘Friday the 13th’ Movie
In the Next ‘Friday the 13th’ movie, Jason Voorhees, the retired boomer, bores camp counselors to death with complaints about “kids these days.” Scenes from the next “Friday … Read more
De Mortuis Nil Nisi Genesis: Or, A Horse of a Different Dolor
Not to beat a dead horse, this is a story of fallen giants. By an odd coincidence, two of the world’s great geneticists died yesterday. One, Richard Lewontin, … Read more
Francis Ford Coppola Recuts ‘Apocalypse Now’ Yet Again
‘Apocalypse Now: The Absolutely Last and Final Cut Ever, No Really, I Promise’ opens in select theaters on Friday. Francis Ford Coppola is at it again. Considered to … Read more
Makers of ‘The Purge’ Movies Sue Republican Party for Copyright Infringement
The purge of Liz Cheney from the Republican Party is seen as a blatant violation of the movie franchise’s copyright protections. The producers of The Purge film and … Read more
“You Don’t Know Me!” My Open Letter to Netflix
Nix on Netflix movie choices for me – there will be blood! Dear Netflix, I’m pretty ticked off when you try to analyze my viewing habits & assume … Read more
The Case For & Against Woody Allen – in the Court of Public Opinion!
Warning: Reading this post about Woody Allen may cause Schadenfreude, yawns or froth around the mouth! *Take the froth – it’s like Starbucks! I hate to admit this … Read more
Trump Orders Movie Version of ‘Unreadable’ Constitution
“It’s a disgrace that people are still expected to read this deep-state argy-bargy,” the President said, quoting Justice Scalia. “It’s time for a sexy movie version that real … Read more
