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Trump University Establishes MFA Program in Creative Lying
The new Trump University course catalog lists a new MFA degree program with a focus on Creative Lying. According to the Trump University course catalog, a new Master … Read more
Substack: This Story is Breaking News … Really!
I’m your reader-supported Substack News publication and I swear this story is Breaking News! We’re Substack, and we totally get your frustration with the news lately. You wake … Read more
Barron Trump Suits Up for Battle, Family Style!
Suiting up for Battle, Family Style: “And, it’s about time,” Donald said. “Reaching for things is not a job!” The Trumps discuss Barron suiting up for battle, family … Read more
‘Feed the Troops!’ Soldiers Say It’s Hard to Eat a $45 Million Parade
Trump’s parade needed some reality-TV drama: he could’ve had food trucks chased by hungry U.S. soldiers chanting, “Feed the Troops!” How embarrassing. Our showbiz president’s glorious $45 million … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/25/25
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about aluminum foil, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any … Read more
