Garden of Eden Serpent Denies Tempting Adam and Eve, Thus Causing Fall of Man
“The Bible story is just a hoax. I didn’t cause the fall of man – it’s fake news. Apples for all!” – Belly-Crawling Snake HELL – The Biblical … Read more
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Mitch McConnell to Head NYC’s Transportation Agency
McConnell, who reminds people of a turtle, says it’s best not to hurry. NEW YORK — In a surprise political shift of responsibility, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell … Read more
Ancestry.com Confirms Mitch McConnell a ‘Direct Descendant’ of Dracula
‘The only difference is, the more blood McConnell sucks, the paler he becomes’ – Report showing the Senator is descended from bloodsucking vampires. WASHINGTON – DNA analysis released … Read more
Ossoff Still Working at ‘Flipping the Sixth,’ but Now for Wendy’s
Jon Ossoff has been reduced to flipping Wendy’s 1/6th pounder ATLANTA — Jon Ossoff, following an embarrassing defeat to Karen Handel in his attempt to “flip” Georgia’s 6th … Read more
Trump Supporter Puts His Life on the Line to Support the President
Assembles own ‘Trump supporter’ team to do heart transplant (This is a reprint of an earlier interview.) To show his confidence in the President’s philosophy, avid Trump supporter … Read more
Putin to Move into White House Next Week
White House staff: ‘Finally, someone to restore order around here!’ Fed up with President Trump’s continued bumbling incompetence, White House staff have invited Russian President Vladimir Putin to … Read more
Sherlock Holmes Asks: Why Didn’t the FBI Watchdog Bark?
Famed British sleuth says former FBI director James Comey’s testimony is ‘More full of misdirections and sleights of hand than a circus conjuror.’ LONDON – Sherlock Holmes, the … Read more
EPA Designates White House a Toxic Waste Site
The EPA’s Superfund program is to be used to remove the most toxic elements, like Steve Bannon and Donald Trump, from the White House as soon as possible. … Read more
Exclusive Interview: Ivanka Upset by Treatment at W20 Summit
Ivanka Trump insists she and her father are authentic feminists In an exclusive interview with this reporter today, Ivanka Trump Kushner confided that she was “hurt and confused” … Read more
Ivanka’s Contingency Plan for Husband Jared Kushner Revealed
Ivanka Trump Kushner: Taking care of her man A source in Ivanka Trump Kushner’s staff has leaked secret arrangements, showing that Ivanka is preparing for all contingencies, now … Read more
