Bobby Mueller’s Book Report
An exclusive transcript of Bobby Mueller’s book report summary. Perhaps if someone had thought to review Robert Mueller’s high school record from March of 1958, we wouldn’t have … Read more
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L’état, C’est Qui?
Despite the controversy, the British ambassador was not the only one to secretly trash The Donald. Kim Darroch, the British ambassador to the United States, has resigned over … Read more
The Mueller Testimony Cheat Sheet
Word for word – the most guarded answers from the much-ballyhooed Robert Mueller testimony, revealed… For months Talking Heads warned us that Special Counsel Robert Mueller could go … Read more
Germaphobe: Trump is No King Midas
As the germaphobe Trump always says about the Mueller Report: ‘My hands are clean!’ No, you never see Donald Trump the germaphobe touching his money! That’s right – … Read more
This July 4th: All Hail Il Douché
Fear not, citizens, those tanks are just part of President Trump’s brand new, fabulous July 4th celebration! As military tanks are secretly transported into Washington, locals can be … Read more
Deconstructing Presidential Campaigns… One Corn Dog at a time!
Q: How do you eat a corn dog in Iowa without it being on the cover of ‘Whips & Chains’? Starting with George Washington – yes, you can … Read more
And Then There Were Twenty
A Survivor’s Guide to the Democratic Debates After two-and-a-half years of a disastrous and embarrassing Trump presidency, you want to do whatever you can to bring an end … Read more
Mrs. Mueller’s Wonkish Bedroom Tapes – Unredacted!
Special Counsel Mueller proves he has a way with words in the bedroom: We have an exclusive on the Unredacted Bedroom Tapes!… Even in the heat of passion … Read more
Childhood Friend Pens Biography on Trump’s Early Years
Much like Jesus, Trump’s early years are a mystery. But the similarities stop there. Ever wonder what the President was like as a child? Much like Jesus, Trump’s … Read more
The Smoking Gun: Duh… The Pee-Pee Tapes!
This writer took it upon herself to go get the “pee-pee tapes” to help Pelosi finally get moving. Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi’s quest to wait for … Read more
