Trump’s Hair: An Analysis
In his unique aerodynamic coif, we can see the president’s entire philosophy of leadership. That’s why we need this detailed analysis of Trump’s hair. Many readers have protested … Read more
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Sleepless in the White House: Saying Prayers with Hannity
The president likes to talk late at night with the Fox News host: is he saying his prayers with Hannity? “GOODNIGHT DONNY.” “GOODNIGHT SEANY.” New York Magazine tells … Read more
Exclusive! Robert Mueller Has Further Questions Beyond the 49
Besides the 49 questions you’ve heard about, Robert Mueller’s Special Counsel investigation has many more, and we have the exclusive list! Robert Mueller has many questions for the president. … Read more
A Three Way with President Trump? No Thanks!
Three way with Trump is porn star fan’s worst nightmare My pal Dave has a big problem with Stormy Daniels. Not because he’s a fan of Donald Trump. … Read more
His Own Worst Enemy
Despite blaming everyone else, the president appears to be his own worst enemy. You don’t need a degree in psychoanalysis to figure out that Donald Trump defines himself … Read more
Storm Warning
You don’t need a weatherman to see the storm clouds gathering around Team Trump. You don’t need a weatherman to see that the storm clouds gathering around Team … Read more
Trump Twitter Habit is ‘Sexual Sublimation,’ Says Psychiatrist
Late-night Twitter habit is all about sexual frustration, says Dr Hyman Schadenfreud, new White House psychiatrist. WASHINGTON DC – President Donald Trump’s increasingly bizarre behavior, including his unhinged twitter … Read more
Elon Musk Reveals: Donald Trump is ‘Starman,’ Now Floating in Space
SpaceX entrepreneur says he offered a “free space ride” to the president, and he took it. “He’s Starman now, and he’s in the driver’s seat, the way he … Read more
Exposing Our ‘Populist’ President as a Naked Plutocrat
As a lifelong con-man, our plutocrat president* reflexively uses an extra dose of bluster. Why does Donald Trump constantly preface his outlandish lies with such phrases as: “To … Read more
What’s Killing America’s Middle Class?
It is said that the rich and poor will always be among us — but nowhere is it written that the middle class is a sure thing. Even … Read more
