Presidential Health Wars
To herald his health, the New York developer handed the press a single paragraph from his gastroenterologist that read like a six-year-old forging a note signed by “my … Read more
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Crash & Burn & Repeat: The Presidential Race
You’ve heard the term “accident waiting to happen?” This presidential race is one long “accident waiting for a break in the action.” We might as well be watching … Read more
The 2016 Presidential Election: It Could Be Worse
We love to complain about the candidates we have for the 2016 election, but it could be much worse. As much as we bitch about the weak selection … Read more
News of the Future: Trump’s Wall Visible from Space
The wall President Trump built on the Mexican border is now the second man-made object visible from outer space. Dateline: May 23, 2019 The orbiting space station has … Read more
New “Checkers” Exhibit at the Nixon Presidential Library
A revamping of the Nixon Library will include a “refurbished” Checkers the dog. The Los Angeles Times reported today that there will be a revamping of the Nixon … Read more
Bizarre Similarities Between Trump and Clinton
Trump and Clinton do have differences: One is a woman who has big hands, and the other isn’t and doesn’t. Our quadrennial presidential sweepstakes regularly provides textbook studies … Read more
What the American People Want
Which is scarier: That Trump or Clinton will be the next president, or that the American people get to decide? So the conventions are over and we’ve entered … Read more
Who Will Be Trump’s Presidential Apprentice?
Veepstakes ’16: Trump Edition Now that the presumptive nominees are set, the presidential campaign has officially entered its “begging for money like we’re raising bail for our little … Read more
Will We Ever Be Rid of Trump? The Odds Aren’t Good
Donald Trump is the Cain to our Abel, the Dick to our Dubya. Political TV was quite interesting until the talking heads were claustrophobically replaced by all-Trump-all-the-time. Now … Read more
Donald Trump, the Nigerian Prince of Politics
Or, Donald Trump, a carnie with a glob of inedible cotton candy on his head. Donald Trump likes to brag he’s not a politician. And he’s not; he’s … Read more
