Prime Time for Palin
“I am responsible for every sound bite Trump has given.” – Sarah Palin “We’re gonna knock your socks off, America!” said Sarah Palin, as she signed napkins for … Read more
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Michigan Gov. Snyder Bottling Flint River Water to Sell to Americans
Governor Rick Snyder launching Flint River Water Co. Michigan Governor Rick Snyder’s new bottled water company, Flint River Water, has the slogan “Good Enough for Flint, Good Enough … Read more
Flint to Turn Lead from Water Crisis into Pencils, Bullets
Excess lead could also be used in bullets for local police handling Flint water riots FLINT, MI — After recent controversy regarding toxic levels of lead in the … Read more
Justin Trudeau Denies Ted Cruz was Ever Born in Canada
Waves of revulsion overwhelm Canada after claims that Ted Cruz was actually born in Calgary OTTAWA, CANADA — Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau today forcefully insisted at a … Read more
Conspiracy Theories #4: Enough to Write a Book About
The hard-hitting website you’ve been looking for: Conspiracy Theories Conspiracy Theories is the hard-hitting website that isn’t afraid to investigate and expose the dark forces that seek to … Read more
The Yes Men Present ‘The Total Terrorism Solution’
‘Yes Men’ hoax highlights failures of military approaches to terrorism Today in the European Parliament in Brussels, a “defense and security consultant” (actually Andy Bichlbaum of the Yes … Read more
ISIS to Use Remote-Control Bombs: Suicide Bombers Fuming
Call ISIS decision-makers ‘weak’ and ‘pussies’ A group of suicide bombers have made it known that they are not the least bit happy about a decision made by … Read more
Conspiracy Theories #3: More Nightmares to Ruin Your Sleep
Our hard-hitting website investigates yet more conspiracy theories! Conspiracy Theories is the hard-hitting website that isn’t afraid to investigate and expose the dark forces that seek to prey … Read more
Jesus Shaves! Paul Ryan’s ‘Muslim Beard’ Sparks Shaving Craze Among Patriotic Americans
‘Facial hair is the work of Allah himself,’ proclaims new ‘Jesus Shaves!’ Republican movement, who criticize Paul Ryan. MOBIL, AL — Throughout Appalachia and the American south today … Read more
Hillary’s 2016 Resolution: Destroy Bernie and ‘Seem Nice While Doing It’
“Sanders will not do to me what Obama did in 2008,” declared Hillary Clinton. WASHINGTON — Today, Democratic presidential candidate and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton announced … Read more
