Trump: When I Said ‘Disgusting’ I Meant it in a Good Way
‘Listen, I’m disgusting myself, OK?,’ Trump said, ‘You should just see me in the morning!’ NEW YORK – Presidential candidate Donald Trump yesterday defended his use of the … Read more
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Is Hitler Still Alive? Mysterious Order from Amazon Jungle Fuels Speculation
‘Lab Penis’ facility says request is not unique but its ‘aryan’ prescription ‘is unsual’ WINSTON-SALEM, NC — The Wake Forest Institute for Regenerative Medicine, which specializes in fake … Read more
And Quoth The Raven ‘Gimmee S’mores’
With apologies to Edgar Allen Poe for this blatant ripoff of his famous poem, ‘The Raven.’ Once upon a day bright and cheery, while I hiked a … Read more
Report: ‘Militia’ Not Referring to Those Formed in Backyard
2nd Amendment report regarding the intended meaning of “well-regulated militia” will not please gun rights advocates. WASHINGTON — Earlier today, The Nil Admirari (TNA) released a report following … Read more
Martin Shkreli Promises to Bomb Agrabah, Wins 30% GOP Support
Reince Priebus and RNC rush to support ‘exciting new presidential candidate’ and recently jailed Martin Shkreli WASHINGTON DC – Republican National Committee chairman Reince Priebus announced Friday that … Read more
McDonald’s Introduces Healthy Fries: Diners Hostile
Regulars complain that they don’t eat at McDonald’s for their health The biggest fast food restaurant in the business announced last month that they were introducing an alternative … Read more
New Star Wars Film Spoilers! Yes, We’re Mean! Bwhaaa, haha!
Being the first to see the new Star Wars has its perks! Bwaaa Haaa Haaa Haaa! Ah, the power that comes with being one of the first ones … Read more
Scott Weiland’s Distinct Vocal Style Caused His Death, Autopsy Reveals
Coroner’s report: Scott Weiland choked on marbles in his mouth In this Humor Times exclusive report, we reveal the true cause of death of former Stone Temple Pilots/Velvet … Read more
Corporate Media: Bernie Sanders “Too Serious” for American People
Bernie Sanders should ” tone down” his objectivity, say networks WASHINGTON — Today, the largest corporate media outlets in the United States confessed they were purposely ignoring U.S. … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/14/15
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
