Bigger Than Capone, Bigger Than Gotti, Trump Gets His Wet Dream!
Trump’s wet dream? To be a gangster! Many Presidents have called the White House a ‘Prison’… for Trump, it’s been merely a Halfway House! What would Donald Trump‘s … Read more
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‘Catch Me If You Can’: The Most Elusive President!
Pick the one thing you most want revealed that the elusive President Trump has been hiding! Our most elusive president: Forget about ever seeing Trump’s Tax Returns, Pre-Nup … Read more
Bear Me Out: The Trump’s Bogus Outing Was No Picnic!
Trump discovers his model wife is one Sandwich short of a Picnic! No picnic: Okay folks – just like Rand Paul, I wasn’t invited (or uninvited) to the … Read more
Don’t Reign on My Parade!
Top 10 things our humble Emperor plans for his parade day on Constitution Avenue, celebrating his birthday! Sparing no tax-payer expense, I hear there’ll be Rocket Launchers, Missiles, … Read more
Lawyered Up & Liquored Down at Probe Central
A proud non-drinker, our president likes his Diet Coke It’s amazing! How is it possible that a president could get thru the white-hot Russia Probe without Stormy… I mean JACK Daniels? But, no … Read more
