Animal Neutering Advocate Neuters Self to Set an Example
Neutering self seemed like good idea at the time “It just seemed kind of hypocritical, advocating spay and neutering while I’m walking around still intact,” Les Cocker shared … Read more
Faux News
Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.
Mud Boggin’ and BBQ Cook-off at Bundy Ranch to Draw More Militia
Bundy Ranch events for fun-loving militia Contrary to news reports from several mainstream media outlets that the stand-off at the Cliven Bundy ranch was devolving into a free-for … Read more
Study: Guns Linked to Gun Violence
People may kill people, but guns help, turns out According to the American Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives, a recent study revealed that, of all crimes … Read more
Donald Sterling to Release Own Line of Grape Soda
L.A. Clippers owner Donald Sterling is not deterred Having been banned from the NBA and fined $2.5 million dollars for making racist comments, there is still life left … Read more
Rich Hoarder Found in Filthy Home Amid Piles of Money
One hoarder who did not bother with newspapers or junk City workers with the local Health Department in Dallas, Texas, were called to the 1300 Block of Throckmorton … Read more
Donald Trump: ‘Obama Worst Boy Scout Ever’
“Excuse me, have you ever seen the President lead a cabinet meeting in singing ‘Michael Row Your Boat?’” – Donald Trump In his latest salvo directed at President … Read more
Writer Blames Inability to Write on Having Teeth Pulled
Chattering about writer’s block Pat Beekers has been wandering about her home feeling inadequate as a writer these days ever since she had all her teeth pulled. Little … Read more
Guy Who Gives Free Back Rubs Takes ‘Misogynist’ Comment as Compliment
Don’t bother, guys, his free back rubs are only for the ladies. Albert Grohper is a bit handsy. According to a number of coworkers, though they live their … Read more
Russia: Obama Nixing ‘Red Line’ in Favor of ‘Squiggly Doodle’
“Red lines are so harsh and final,” says prez As Ukraine sits on the brink of a full-scale international conflict and Putin debates over whether or not to … Read more
7.5 Million Sign Up for Health Care; Coincidentally, 6 Million Share Biden’s IP Address
Joe Biden deflects praise for amazing health care numbers, saying, “It was nothing, really.” Of the 230 million people over the age of 18 living in America, approximately … Read more
