Trump Advances New Slate of Federal Holidays
Trump plans to discard long-accepted federal holidays, supplanting them with those of his own choosing. With one stroke of his presidential pen, soon-to-be President Donald J. Trump will … Read more
Faux News
Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.
4-Minute Interview: Gauleiter Border Czar Tom Homan
Our Conservative Capitol Correspondent interviews Tom Homan, former ICE director who Trump has nominated as ‘border czar.’ By Conservative Capitol Correspondent Llib Epot Conservative Capitol Correspondent Llib Epot: … Read more
Elon Musk: No Telecommuting for Trump
New government policies authored by Musk forbid telecommuting from Mar-a-Lago. Donald Trump must work in the White House Oval Office every weekday as President and there will be … Read more
New Upscale Games ‘Trumprisk’ and ‘Trumpopoly’ Coming
New games are “flying off the virtual shelves,” says Elon Musk of “Trumprisk” and “Trumpopoly.” President-elect and former president Donald J. Trump, in cahoots with mega-rich-guy Elon Musk … Read more
Trump: ‘We Will Build New Canals Across Central America & Greenland’
The new canals will be the “best ever,” says the President-elect, and way bigger than “pipsqueak” Panama’s. Panama has rejected Donald Trump’s contention that the United States has … Read more
Stocking the New Trump Presidential Library
The Trump Presidential Library: After his own books and the “God Bless the USA Bible,” what else is good enough to put in it? Last week a settlement … Read more
Donald Trump: ‘I Belong on Mount Rushmore’
In an effort to get Americans to think about him 24/7, Trump makes the case for his face on Mount Rushmore. Donald Trump says he’s calling on the … Read more
Planet Zardoc Offers Drone Eating Tech to U.S.
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) To help police our lawless skies, a generous offer of drone eating weapons and technology. Unlike what’s happening in American skies, unidentified … Read more
Trump Promises to Issue Pardons on a ‘Scale Never Before Seen’
In response to Biden’s pardon of his son, the President-elect promises to issue pardons “so fast it will make Joe’s head spin.” In response to President Joe Biden’s … Read more
Mexico, Canada Must Make English their Official Language, says Trump
The President-elect says he will order Mexico and Canada to make English their official language, “or else.” Now that Donald Trump says Mexico and Canada should be U.S. … Read more
