Faux News

Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.

Trump Takes Aim at Ramaswamy

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Trump Takes Aim at Ramaswamy
Bill Tope
Bill Tope
Bill Tope is a retired (caseworker, cook, construction worker, nude model for art classes, and so on) who lives with his mean little cat Baby.
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With trademark sneering dismissiveness, Trump aims his latest barbs at Vivek Ramaswamy. At a pre-court appearance news conference on Wednesday, former President Donald J. Trump reacted peevishly to … Read more

Polling Disaster for Florida Gov: DeSantis to Pull the Plug

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Polling Disaster for Florida Gov: DeSantis to Pull the Plug
Bill Tope
Bill Tope
Bill Tope is a retired (caseworker, cook, construction worker, nude model for art classes, and so on) who lives with his mean little cat Baby.
Bill Tope
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Sinking in the polls, the latest results prompt Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis to pull the plug on his quixotic campaign for president. Results of the new USA Today/Suffolk … Read more

Trump Goes Mad

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Trump Goes Mad
Hala Dika
Hala Dika
Hala Dika is an impoverished poet living in her parent's basement. Slowly losing all concept of money, she lives in a delusion of happiness. She hopes one day to be recognized posthumously.
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Trump, starved for attention, goes mad. Sad! Donald Trump went stark-raving mad recently, when he was locked in a room with no windows and no attention for approximately … Read more

Former President Donald Trump Consults Psychiatrist Regarding a Most Unusual Mental Condition

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Former President Donald Trump Consults Psychiatrist Regarding a Most Unusual Mental Condition
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Donald Trump has consulted a private SNN psychiatrist about a mental condition, “Afrogynophobia” — a fear of Black Women. Much-indicted former President … Read more

Trump Says He Can’t Get a Fair Trial on Earth, Looks Elsewhere

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Trump Says He Can’t Get a Fair Trial on Earth, Looks Elsewhere
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) There is nowhere on the planet that he could possibly get a fair trial, Trump says, demanding a ‘bigly’ change of venue. … Read more

GOP Hopefuls Converge on Milwaukee for First Debate

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GOP Hopefuls Converge on Milwaukee for First Debate
Bill Tope
Bill Tope
Bill Tope is a retired (caseworker, cook, construction worker, nude model for art classes, and so on) who lives with his mean little cat Baby.
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Eight GOP hopefuls convened in Milwaukee to debate their bona fides for the Republican nomination. Eight GOP hopefuls convened in Milwaukee, Wisconsin at the Fiserv Forum, home court … Read more

Trump Unveils New Product

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Trump Unveils New Product
Bill Tope
Bill Tope
Bill Tope is a retired (caseworker, cook, construction worker, nude model for art classes, and so on) who lives with his mean little cat Baby.
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Today the 45th president came out in an infomercial hawking a new product, “Trump Tube Steaks.” In the run-up to the 2024 presidential election, former president Donald J. … Read more

Republican Leaders Laud Latest Trump Indictment

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Republican Leaders Laud Latest Trump Indictment
Rick Blum
Rick Blum
Rick Blum has been writing humorous prose and poetry for more than 25 years during stints as a nightclub owner, high-tech manager, market research mogul and, most recently, alter kaker. Currently, he is holed up in his Massachusetts office trying to pen the perfect bio, which he plans to share as soon as he stops laughing at the sheer futility of this effort.
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Surprising support for DA Willis’ sprawling Trump indictment, which includes 18 allies who tried to overturn 2020 election. In a shocking development, the latest Trump indictment, announced by … Read more

Original Barbie is Back: Klaus Barbie, ‘The Butcher of Lyon,’ Goosesteps into Toy Stores

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Original Barbie is Back: Klaus Barbie, ‘The Butcher of Lyon,’ Goosesteps into Toy Stores
David Wollman
David Wollman
David Wollman lives north of the border. No, not that border. The other one. Canada. (sighs) He uses his keyboard in the struggle to give voice to those who speak goof to power, and remind us all that it takes a village to raise an idiot. David's new screenplay is a multiverse of satire, "CULTURE WARS:THE FARCE AWAKENS".
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Third Reich Toys in Argentina is reintroducing the Klaus Barbie doll to a new generation of anti-Semites. Spurred on by Mattel’s Billion Dollar Barbie movie and product sales, … Read more

Trump Indictment Unsealed in Georgia Case

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Trump Indictment Unsealed in Georgia Case
Bill Tope
Bill Tope
Bill Tope is a retired (caseworker, cook, construction worker, nude model for art classes, and so on) who lives with his mean little cat Baby.
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Much anticipated indictment unsealed by Georgia District Attorney Fani Willis, but Trump remains unfazed. According to Fulton County, Georgia District Attorney Fani Willis, ex-president Donald J. Trump and … Read more

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