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Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.

Executions Scheduled for White House Lawn

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Executions Scheduled for White House Lawn
Bill Tope
Bill Tope
Bill Tope is a retired (caseworker, cook, construction worker, nude model for art classes, and so on) who lives with his mean little cat Baby.
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Future News: Dear Leader Donald J. Trump to host executions of his enemies, as promised in his presidential campaign. (Dateline: Jan. 6, 2026, 8:00 a.m., Washington D.C.) — … Read more

Poor Little Lamb Lost His Way

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Poor Little Lamb Lost His Way
Ralph Lombard
Ralph Lombard
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!
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Team Trump contrives new defense: he just “lost his way.” In a desperate last-ditch effort to defend the ex-president-turned-insurrectionist, lawyers for Donald Trump are now claiming that their … Read more

Toilets Across the World Set to Go on Strike at Midnight

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Toilets Across the World Set to Go on Strike at Midnight
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Things could really back up badly if toilet union follows through on threat to go on strike for better working conditions. According … Read more

Justice Thomas Bohemian Club Involvement Ignites Tinder Box of Controversy

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Justice Thomas Bohemian Club Involvement Ignites Tinder Box of Controversy
Bill Tope
Bill Tope
Bill Tope is a retired (caseworker, cook, construction worker, nude model for art classes, and so on) who lives with his mean little cat Baby.
Bill Tope
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New revelations connect Clarence Thomas with appearances at the infamous Bohemian Club. Supreme Court Associate Justice Clarence Thomas, long a tinder box for ethical criticism, has recently burst … Read more

Attorney General Grilled about Golden Toilet and More by Judiciary Committee

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Attorney General Grilled about Golden Toilet and More by Judiciary Committee
Bill Tope
Bill Tope
Bill Tope is a retired (caseworker, cook, construction worker, nude model for art classes, and so on) who lives with his mean little cat Baby.
Bill Tope
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Attorney General Merrick Garland faced rancorous questioning by Republican members of the House Judiciary Committee. Attorney General Merrick Garland faced rancorous questioning Wednesday at the hands of Republican … Read more

Young Detainees Hear the ‘Sound of Bullshit’

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Young Detainees Hear the ‘Sound of Bullshit’
Hala Dika
Hala Dika
Hala Dika is an impoverished poet living in her parent's basement. Slowly losing all concept of money, she lives in a delusion of happiness. She hopes one day to be recognized posthumously.
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Young detainees at Mexican border denied entry until saved from sex trafficking. And in ongoing events: Three young detainees, Mexican children, were detained at the Mexican-American border, and … Read more

Trump Joins Stars at Hollywood Bowl

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Trump Joins Stars at Hollywood Bowl
Bill Tope
Bill Tope
Bill Tope is a retired (caseworker, cook, construction worker, nude model for art classes, and so on) who lives with his mean little cat Baby.
Bill Tope
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A number of musical luminaries join the ex-president at the Hollywood Bowl to endorse him for the highest office in the land. Appearing onstage at a sound check … Read more

Deadly New Covid Variant Prevention Plan Introduced by Unlikely Team

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Deadly New Covid Variant Prevention Plan Introduced by Unlikely Team
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) A SNN Witch Doctor has teamed up with the CDC to prevent the spread of the deadly new Covid variant called “Top … Read more

Trump Appears at Mt. Rushmore: Remarks Not Entirely Truthful

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Trump Appears at Mt. Rushmore: Remarks Not Entirely Truthful
Bill Tope
Bill Tope
Bill Tope is a retired (caseworker, cook, construction worker, nude model for art classes, and so on) who lives with his mean little cat Baby.
Bill Tope
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The former president and current indictee appeared at Mt. Rushmore to the acclaim of his rabid fans. Ex-President Donald J. Trump appeared beside S. Dakota Governor Kristi Noem … Read more

Elon Musk Sues Anti-Defamation League

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Elon Musk Sues Anti-Defamation League
Bill Tope
Bill Tope
Bill Tope is a retired (caseworker, cook, construction worker, nude model for art classes, and so on) who lives with his mean little cat Baby.
Bill Tope
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Elon Musk charges that the Anti-Defamation League, the nation’s preeminent anti-hate group, has been bad for X’s bottom line. Mega-magnate and billionaire industrialist Elon Musk has vowed to … Read more

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