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Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.

GOP Candidates Campaign, Accept Plaudits at Iowa State Fair

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GOP Candidates Campaign, Accept Plaudits at Iowa State Fair
Bill Tope
Bill Tope
Bill Tope is a retired (caseworker, cook, construction worker, nude model for art classes, and so on) who lives with his mean little cat Baby.
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Wanna-be GOP candidates campaign for the presidential nomination at the Iowa State Fair in Des Moines. As wanna-be GOP candidates campaign for the presidential nomination at the Iowa … Read more

Rich and Famous Continue to Dote on Clarence Thomas

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Rich and Famous Continue to Dote on Clarence Thomas
Bill Tope
Bill Tope
Bill Tope is a retired (caseworker, cook, construction worker, nude model for art classes, and so on) who lives with his mean little cat Baby.
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Clarence Thomas is riding high these days, thanks to his rich and famous “friends.” Once again, billionaire benevolence bedevils Supreme Court Associate Justice Clarence Thomas, as new revelations … Read more

Head of Zardocian Mafia: ‘If You’re a Criminal, America is the Place to Be’

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Head of Zardocian Mafia: ‘If You’re a Criminal, America is the Place to Be’
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) An interplanetary mob boss says Earth’s America is a paradise for any criminal looking for a new base of operations. In an … Read more

DeSantis Takes Stand on Florida Advanced Placement Courses

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DeSantis Takes Stand on Florida Advanced Placement Courses
Bill Tope
Bill Tope
Bill Tope is a retired (caseworker, cook, construction worker, nude model for art classes, and so on) who lives with his mean little cat Baby.
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Gov. Ron DeSantis, not very advanced, wants limits on the Advanced Placement (AP) studies program in Florida. Gov. Ron DeSantis declared Thursday that the embattled Advanced Placement (AP) … Read more

Trump Addresses Public on New Indictment

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Trump Addresses Public on New Indictment
Bill Tope
Bill Tope
Bill Tope is a retired (caseworker, cook, construction worker, nude model for art classes, and so on) who lives with his mean little cat Baby.
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Trump responds to the new indictment handed down by Special Prosecutor Jack Smith against him. Ex-president Donald J. Trump spoke to the press from his Mar-a-Lago estate in … Read more

Political Dadaist: ‘America is Ripe for Third Party Rule’

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Political Dadaist: ‘America is Ripe for Third Party Rule’
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) A world-famous political dadaist says voters are so restless that America could be ripe for third party rule. Internationally known political dadaist … Read more

New President Grants First Interview Since Election

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New President Grants First Interview Since Election
Bill Tope
Bill Tope
Bill Tope is a retired (caseworker, cook, construction worker, nude model for art classes, and so on) who lives with his mean little cat Baby.
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Future News: The new president, also the old president (in more ways than one), speaks out following his 2024 election victory. Are currently serving politicians getting too old … Read more

Marjorie Taylor Greene Announces Run for the Presidency

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Marjorie Taylor Greene Announces Run for the Presidency
Bill Tope
Bill Tope
Bill Tope is a retired (caseworker, cook, construction worker, nude model for art classes, and so on) who lives with his mean little cat Baby.
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Georgia rep Marjorie Taylor Greene: VP isn’t good enough, announces own run for the presidency. Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R. GA) appears to have supplanted her role as … Read more

Biden Seeking Controversial Age Reversal Treatment

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Biden Seeking Controversial Age Reversal Treatment
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) President Biden reaches out to SNN witch doctor about a controversial age reversal treatment. President Joe Biden is concerned that many voters … Read more

Gov. Abbott Praises Buoys Barrier as ‘Pretty’ and ‘Effective’

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Gov. Abbott Praises Buoys Barrier as ‘Pretty’ and ‘Effective’
Bill Tope
Bill Tope
Bill Tope is a retired (caseworker, cook, construction worker, nude model for art classes, and so on) who lives with his mean little cat Baby.
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Texas Governor launches buoys project to keep out immigrants, tenders tutorial on history of immigration. Texas Gov. Greg Abbott has launched a spirited offensive to prevent immigrants from … Read more

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