Musk Scolds Seniors: ‘Your Spree of Waste, Fraud and Abuse is at an End’
Doge maven Elon Musk said he will draw Social Security’s record of profligate waste, fraud and abuse to an end. Vowing to “do for Social Security what I’ve … Read more
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Trump Unveils TR-47 Fighter Jet on White House Lawn
Future News: At the start of his third year of his second term of office, Trump christens new fighter jet. Future News: Commemorating the start of the third … Read more
Condom Maker Elon Musk Vows to Slash Social Security ‘to the Bone’
Elon Musk appears on Fox Business News to discuss his ideas to slash Social Security “to the bone.” Billionaire entrepreneur and Trump sugar daddy Elon Musk appeared Monday … Read more
World Rejoices as Elon Musk Fires Two Men Who Created Government Red Tape
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Fired: the two most universally reviled government employees, who created and have maintained red tape for decades. According to SNN DOGE reporter … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/10/25
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Cybertruck owners, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any … Read more
Musk Urges a Pardon for George Floyd Murderer
Musk said he would like to hire Derek Chauvin, convicted for the murder of George Floyd in 2020. Breaking News: Acting in consonance with the advice of his … Read more
4-Minute Interview with Amazon Founder Jeff Bezos
Interview with Amazon founder Jeff Bezos, conducted by Humor Times Conservative Capitol Correspondent Llib Epot. Jeff Bezos, Amazon founder and one of the world’s wealthiest persons, announced today … Read more
Narcississies, Supremasissies, Psychosissies, Oh My!
Together they make a “big pot of Sissy Stew,” says a former CIA psychiatrist about certain government workers exhibiting social disorders. Oh my, indeed. “Put them all … Read more
Federal Employees All Resign: Massive Email Hack
Breaking: All federal employees have just resigned via email in the wake of cyberattack by notorious Red Panda. Washington, D.C. – The federal government is in turmoil today, … Read more
Vet Denied Heart Operation Due to VA Cuts ‘Proud to Needlessly Die for My Country’
By Tom Busillo A veteran who was denied a life-saving heart procedure due to DOGE-initiated VA cuts says it’s okay, “I’m owning the libs!” Jeff Preeble has only … Read more
