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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) In this exclusive interview, Presidential Candidate Kamala Harris unveils her new economic platform, “Kamalanomics.” Step One: Outlaw Wealth. In an exclusive pre-Democratic … Read more
RFK made overtures to both major political parties, hoping to secure a new job. News sources revealed that presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. has made overtures to … Read more
Former president Donald Trump is planning to declare victory early again, but in plenty of time this go-around. Mar-a-Lago – Former president Donald Trump is planning to declare … Read more
Project 2025 architect speaks out on 920-page blueprint for a second Trump Administration. Oberfuhrer Russell Vought, a prime Project 2025 architect, spoke out on Thursday about the 920-page … Read more
Trump is not welcome without the right papers, says president of Venezuela. Donald Trump will be an illegal alien if he attempts without the proper authorization to enter … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Trump hired a Slobovian Agent as his personal bodyguard, leaving the US Secret Service with his old catch phrase, “You’re fired!” According … Read more
GOP candidate Donald Trump has planned a stunt to beat all stunts: he is to be shot out of a cannon on live television. Mar-a-Lago – Today Donald … Read more
The use of her signature song “My Heart Will Go On” by Trump was decried by Celine Dion. Singer Celine Dion and Sony Music, owner of the song, … Read more
Donald Trump called Kamala Harris “dumb as a rock.” Now Larry the Rock demands an apology. Larry the Rock, who exists in the Rocky Mountains in the great … Read more
How weird is JD Vance? He likes books urging “patriots” to wear “aluminum foil headdresses” to offset Jewish space lasers. In the weeks since he was nominated as … Read more
