Trump University Establishes MFA Program in Creative Lying
The new Trump University course catalog lists a new MFA degree program with a focus on Creative Lying. According to the Trump University course catalog, a new Master … Read more
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‘War President’ Trump: U.S. ‘Cleaned Iran’s Clock’ with ‘Big, Beautiful Bombs’
In an Oval Office speech today, Trump says that he “likes being a war president” and that “you ain’t seen nothin’ yet.” Claiming that he now feels “like … Read more
Trump’s ‘Deport LA’ Begins with Los Angeles Dodgers
Dispatches from SNN 5 Star Extra Special Edition! President begins deporting the Los Angeles Dodgers. President Donald Trump’s “Deport LA” program was to have kicked off in July, but … Read more
Kristi Noem Hospitalized After Allergic Reaction to Brown People
An allergic reaction caused Secretary of Homeland Security to be whisked away to the emergency room. In response to an allergic reaction, Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem … Read more
Special Riot Issue: President Trump to Deport Los Angeles
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Special Riot Issue: Trump to Deport Los Angeles; Getting a Federal Grant to Fund a Riot; Secret to a Great Riot. President … Read more
Barron Trump Enrolls at Trump University
According to online rumors, Barron Trump was rejected by Harvard – but luckily he had a solid backup. 19-year-old Barron Trump, scion of President Donald J. Trump and … Read more
World-Famous Psychiatrist Uncovers New Mental Disease
Dispatches from SNN Psychiatrist Dr. Eric Copasetic has named a new mental disease affecting us all. “When I think back on all the crap I learned in high … Read more
Trump Presidential Potpourri
A recap of the Latest News in Trump World: a Presidential Potpourri. Trump Issues More Pardons: First in our Trump News potpourri, President Donald Trump pardoned Todd and … Read more
Musk Issues Warning: Don’t Eat the Orange Mushrooms, Man!
Elon Musk co-opts famous Woodstock warning: “Don’t Eat the Brown Acid” in not-so-cryptic message to potential future Trump appointees. Washington, DC — The news out of Washington that … Read more
Final Elon Musk DOGE Directive Cuts Humor Times Staff
Dispatches From SNN (Slobovian News Network) In his last official DOGE directive, Elon Musk ordered that the Humor Times magazine must cut staff. In his final official DOGE … Read more
