Automatic Checkout Machines Form Union
Automatic checkout machines across the country have gone on strike, in protest of eighteen-hour days and no pay. Automatic checkout machines across the country went on strike today, … Read more
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Are You ‘O Compromised’ In Any Way?
World-respected linguistics scholar breaks down the translations for the latest government and media buzz word, “O Compromised.” Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Service) Are you or some part … Read more
Report: ‘Intestinal Poison Ivy’ Epidemic Caused by Veggie Burgers
The Slobovian Journal of Medicine has issued a report alleging an epidemic of “Intestinal Poison Ivy” caused by eating plant-based burgers. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The … Read more
Devil Expels Souls from Hell for Wearing Masks
Those caught wearing masks in Hell will be escorted out for being “too damned good,” says Devil. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Apparently the Covid 19 “mask … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Dr. Ervin Swanson, Proctologist
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Dr. Ervin Swanson, a proctologist from Wasilla, Alaska. ANNOUNCER From under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan … Read more
Peter Doocy and Jen Psaki Announce Their Engagement at White House Press Briefing
“I wanna writhe under Jen Psaki and the lash of her tongue every night,” Doocy moans excitedly. “She so puts the ‘pis’ in Psaki!” WASHINGTON DC — Fox … Read more
Former President Trump to Offer Free Poverty Management Advice to All Americans
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Donald Trump says his “Poverty Management” advice will help Americans survive the Biden years. Former president Donald Trump recently stated that he … Read more
Anti-vaxxers/Q-Tips ‘Mistakenly’ Accept Mark of the Beast
Anti-vaxxers and Q-Anon have finally completely lost it, and unwittingly pledged allegiance to Satan. Anti-vaxxers, the towering intellectual heavyweights of the Pro Virus Execution Mob and Q-Anon have … Read more
State of Texas Banning Sex
Governor Greg Abbott today issued another executive order, this one effectively banning sex in the state of Texas. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Spurred by the oncoming … Read more
New Kinder, Gentler Taliban Returns Control of Washington to President Biden
Trying to get on the America’s good side, a kinder, gentler Taliban is making peace offerings to Biden. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) A new kinder, gentler … Read more
