Heroic Pole Steps in Front of Drunk Driver
Drunk driver prevented from injuring others by lone, brave telephone pole Poles usually hold up things Americans use to download porn, like electricity or cable lines, but this … Read more
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Garden of Eden Serpent Denies Tempting Adam and Eve, Thus Causing Fall of Man
“The Bible story is just a hoax. I didn’t cause the fall of man – it’s fake news. Apples for all!” – Belly-Crawling Snake HELL – The Biblical … Read more
Trump to Return Melania for Refund During Slovenia Trip
The real reason Donald Trump is making a last minute trip to Slovenia, Melania’s birthplace It has long been believed that President Donald Trump, who has described his … Read more
Mitch McConnell to Head NYC’s Transportation Agency
McConnell, who reminds people of a turtle, says it’s best not to hurry. NEW YORK — In a surprise political shift of responsibility, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell … Read more
Ancestry.com Confirms Mitch McConnell a ‘Direct Descendant’ of Dracula
‘The only difference is, the more blood McConnell sucks, the paler he becomes’ – Report showing the Senator is descended from bloodsucking vampires. WASHINGTON – DNA analysis released … Read more
Ossoff Still Working at ‘Flipping the Sixth,’ but Now for Wendy’s
Jon Ossoff has been reduced to flipping Wendy’s 1/6th pounder ATLANTA — Jon Ossoff, following an embarrassing defeat to Karen Handel in his attempt to “flip” Georgia’s 6th … Read more
Jared Kushner Introduces His Middle East Team
Kushner to implement a new approach In an exclusive interview, Jared Kushner announced the members of the team he has selected to go with him to improve Arab-Israeli … Read more
Swift’s ‘Modest Proposal,’ Now Commended to Congress as it Debates Health Care
The original fake news, written by Jonathan Swift in 1729 (author of ‘Gulliver’s Travels’), edited by Michael Egan to reflect the current health care debate. [Jonathan Swift begins … Read more
Trump Supporter Puts His Life on the Line to Support the President
Assembles own ‘Trump supporter’ team to do heart transplant (This is a reprint of an earlier interview.) To show his confidence in the President’s philosophy, avid Trump supporter … Read more
Melania’s Tweet Moratorium Tweaks Twit
Now that Melania has climbed into bed with the President & joined other 1st ladies who have done the same… No — let me start over. Now that Melania … Read more
