Trump Wants to Pave Over Rose Garden, then Pelosi!
Trump got a deal on cement & can’t wait to pave over the Rose Garden, thus covering up & deep-sixing all sins! Top 10 Reasons Why Trump Suddenly … Read more
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America’s Embarrassing Learning Curve: 2024 Election Takeaways!
Election takeaways: Top 10 things I’ve pre-tested that guarantee to keep me from living in El Salvador! We all have our election takeaways: theories on what went wrong … Read more
Where Disillusioned Trump Voters Got It Wrong: Their Top 13 Sheepish Sayings That Even Confucius Would Envy!
Disillusioned Trump voters spout conflicting messages that may land in Fortune Cookies! It’s very evident that the political tides are starting to turn in the other direction. That’s … Read more
Canadians Give Cold Shoulder to ‘Americanization’ & Get the Last Laugh!
Top 10 Reasons why Canadians want to stay Canadian & freeze their asses off, rejecting Americanization! If Canada gave in to Americanization, it doesn’t mean they wouldn’t still freeze … Read more
Little Donnie & His Lawless Band of Yes Men! #7
A peek into Little Donnie Trump’s childhood: an early indication of things to come – with a little help from his friends! #7 Listen in as Mrs. Trump … Read more
‘Impresario Trump’ Picks Kennedy Center Honorees from ‘Republicans Got Talent’
The president named himself Chair, so he gets to pick the Kennedy Center Honorees. Mark my words: The Trump personalized touch at the Kennedy Center will make our … Read more
Trump Poo Poos Resignation Suggestion, Bribes Roosters with Sexier Hens Instead!
Trump bristles at signing a Resignation Letter like Nixon, considers a Buy-Out! March 2025, Subject: Resignation Letter idea Dear Mr. President, Just so you know — this was … Read more
Why the Paddle Didn’t Rattle Trump: Melania’s Pre-speech Heckler Role Play!
Top 10 pre-speech heckler taunts Melania threw at Donald the night before The State of the Union! TOP 10 Heckler-Proof Insults Melania Sprang on Donald to Toughen His … Read more
Dems Nixed Ideas: Who Thought Up the Friggin’ Paddles?
Here are the nine nixed ideas for the Democratic protest of Trump’s lies at the State of the Union Address. I can report the 9 nixed ideas because … Read more
Rewriting History, Again: Donald Trump
Mr. Monday Morning Quarterback, never at a loss for lies, loves rewriting history! When I heard President Trump say “Ukraine started the war,” I had to report 9 … Read more
