McConaughey to Wear Lance’s Pants
Lance Armstrong to be played by Matthew McConaughey Last year, during that infamous interview, Oprah randomly suggested that Academy Award-winner Matthew McConaughey ought to play Lance Armstrong on … Read more
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Lost Journal: A Pain in the Neck Experiences Same
Journal entry: June 20, 2010 (age 41) – Pain in the Neck I have an intuitive sense I’m not intuitive. I have never seen Bigfoot, extraterrestrials, ghosts, or … Read more
Sarah Palin: A Poet Like No Other
Sarah Palin delivered a speech that made the Kardashian family sound eloquent. Sarah Palin, the former Republican vice presidential candidate and winner of Alaska’s Moose Calling Contest 2015, … Read more
The New Political Ice Age
Long term outlook: Expect increasing rhetoric with gusts of empty blather to result in virtual legislative permafrost, and a new political ice age. “And that’s it for sports.” … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/25/15
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to. The headlines and news don’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from … Read more
New Bill Before Congress Would Outlaw Coitus Interruptis
‘Coitus interruptis is just another sleazy way to avoid pregnancy!’ says Congressman. A new Republican bill before Congress criminalizes coitus interruptis — the act of male withdrawal during … Read more
America Hates the Pro Bowl But Plans to Watch Anyway
“There’s only two games left – how can I miss one, even if it is the Pro Bowl??!!” – distraught fan Americans love football (our kind, that is), … Read more
Kim Jung Un, Movie Critic – An Exclusive HT Cartoon News Report!
Kim Jung Un plays movie critic [This page is an excerpt from the Humor Times magazine. The monthly publication is available in print or digital formats, all over … Read more
Librarians! What Are We Hiding?
Are librarians still relevant? I’ve worked behind the circulation desk of my local public library for 15 years and I love my job. But that job has gone … Read more
