Lost Journal: Parish Picnic Party People
Journal entry: September 14, 1980 (age 11) – Parish Picnic Party People I’m always sorta fidgety at Mass, but this morning, I was fidgetacular. I squirmed in my … Read more
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New Federal Dietary Guidelines for Dummies, by Dummies
‘Eggs Are Back’ – headline in TheAtlantic.com regarding new dietary guidelines Previous Warning: Limit cholesterol-laden eggs to one a week. New Recommendation: Substitute that low-sugar-no-pulp-no-flavor OJ with 16 … Read more
Scandal Street: Bill Cosby Sings with the Muppets
Bill Cosby discusses the word ‘surprise’ and sings with the Muppets on Sesame Street With Donald Trump making fresh sexual assault allegations against Bill Cosby last week, an … Read more
Pizza Store Owners Rush to Cash In on Gay Discrimination
“Send us your cash donations!” say hundreds of pizzeria operators, eager to profit from the generosity of gay-haters everywhere. WALKERTON, IN — Pizza stores in the U.S. are … Read more
FAQ: Religious Freedom Restoration Act
Getting you up to speed on Indiana’s new “religious freedom” law Q. Governor of Indiana, Mike Pence, signed the Religious Freedom Restoration Act. What’s the big deal? A. … Read more
ISIS: Gaining Momentum, Brick by Brick
Legos help ISIS spread fear When it comes to the promotion of violence, Lego doesn’t usually get a lot of attention. But according to a recent study led … Read more
Dangerous Animals and Situations in the Grand Canyon and How to Deal with Them
Handy guide: Confronting dangerous animals and other situations. What to do if you are visiting the Grand Canyon and: you are confronted by a black bear: Calmly stand … Read more
Rory McIlroy: The First Psychic Golfer
A recently uncovered letter by Rory McIlroy to Tiger Woods discredits the myth that golfers never talk smack. In the words of Confucius, he who drives well in … Read more
Hear Humor Times Founder & Editor on Radio Parallax
Hear the Humor Times’ James Israel interviewed on the Radio Parallax show, now available on podcast Humor Times founder and editor James Israel was recently interviewed on the … Read more
HT’s Paul Lander Named ‘Erma Bombeck Humor Writer of the Month’
Humor Times writer Paul Lander makes good The Humor Times’ own Paul Lander was named the “Erma Bombeck Humor Writer of the Month” for his Ripping the Headlines … Read more
