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Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Making fun of the headlines today, like: “Report: Behind closed doors Pelosi disparaged Trump’s manhood” – Hmmmm, she probably called him ‘Individual 1 Inch!’
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft Making fun of the headlines today, like: “This year’s oddest gift: Trumpy Bear” – Wondering if it comes with a Mrs Trumpy Bear that you can trade in for a younger model every few years!
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to, like: “No more Google +” – No word if Google contacted the six people who actually use it!
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft Making fun of the headlines today, like: “Sesame Street writer: Bert and Ernie are a couple” – Well, they better hope the Cookie Monster isn’t too religious, or there’ll be no cake at their wedding.
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Making fun of the headlines today, like: “Neil DeGrasse Tyson on Elon Musk: ‘Let the man get high’” – Well, you can’t spell DeGrasse without ‘G R A S S.’
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to, like: “Trump/Kim Summit is Back On” – Well, technically, it’s the second Trump/Kim summit. (Kim Kardashian, that is!)
Making fun of the headlines today, like: “Ivanka may have convinced her dad to bomb Syria” – And, it wasn’t a warning shot to Assad, but to Nordstrom.
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to, like: “Happy 23rd Birthday, Justin Bieber” – What do you get for the guy who annoys everyone?
Making fun of the headlines today, like: “Scarlett Johansson doesn’t think monogamy is natural” – And, that still doesn’t mean any of us have a shot.
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to, like: “Justin Bieber Storms Off Stage” – Really disappointing everyone when he returned.
