Tell It, Brother! Reverend Billy Facing Prison for Preaching at Chase Bank
Reverend Billy invites you to start helping to save the world, NOW Wikipedia says “the Church of Stop Shopping is an activist performance group based in New York … Read more
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Is There an Election Going On for New York City Mayor?
Ben Krull is a Family Law attorney in New York and a freelance writer. His essays have appeared in The New York Times, Baltimore Sun, Pittsburgh Post-Gazette and other publications.
Latest posts by Ben Krull (see all)
- Our Reluctant Pitcher-in-Chief - April 9, 2017
- Uncle Sam Visits His Shrink - November 6, 2016
- Should City Slickers Be Gun Slingers? - June 14, 2016
Test your knowledge about New York’s scintillating mayoral campaign! Give yourself one extra credit point if you knew there was an election going on in New York, and … Read more
Weiner’s Weener: The News, Reported in Cartoon Form
The World's Funniest News Source. Bringing you the very best in editorial and political cartoons, humor columns, fake news and much more. Subscribe to the monthly magazine!
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- Kim Jung Un, Movie Critic – An Exclusive HT Cartoon News Report! - January 23, 2015
- Them That Has, and Them That Don’t: Rich vs Poor – An Exclusive HT Cartoon News Report! - March 7, 2014
- Polar Vortex-Gate: An Exclusive Humor Times Cartoon Report! - January 21, 2014
Anthony Weiner lets it all hang out… and he believes in naked honesty with the public. He runs a creative campaign… one that is hard to ignore. His … Read more
This Train is Bound for Paoli: A Multiple Choice Essay
Roz Warren Roz is the author of Just Another Day At Your Local Public Library and Our Bodies, Our Shelves: A Collection Of Library Humor. She writes for The New York Times and The Funny Times. Her work also appears in Good Housekeeping, The Christian Science Monitor, The Philadelphia Inquirer and of course, the Humor Times. Connect with her on Facebook, follow her on Twitter or visit her website.
Latest posts by Roz Warren (see all)
- You’re Never Fully Dressed for That Excruciating Tax Audit Without a Smile - February 1, 2019
- Welcome to Your Local Public Library — Please Take Your Dildos With You When You Leave! - January 27, 2019
- My Resolutions for You in 2019 - January 4, 2019
See how you do in today’s multiple choice essay quiz! Train 664 leaves Thirtieth Street Station bound for New York City at 10:55. Concurrently, Train 663 leaves the … Read more
A Performance Enhanced Candidate
Ben Krull is a Family Law attorney in New York and a freelance writer. His essays have appeared in The New York Times, Baltimore Sun, Pittsburgh Post-Gazette and other publications.
Latest posts by Ben Krull (see all)
- Our Reluctant Pitcher-in-Chief - April 9, 2017
- Uncle Sam Visits His Shrink - November 6, 2016
- Should City Slickers Be Gun Slingers? - June 14, 2016
Why should only athletes be performance enhanced? In a move that promises to shake up the already quaking New York City mayoral race, suspended Yankees slugger Alex Rodriguez … Read more
New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg Bans Politeness
Matt Nagin is an author and comedian who has published four books, acted in numerous film and TV projects, and performed standup in seven countries. Some career highlights include the 2019 publication of his humor book Do Not Feed The Clown by Tenth Street Press, the poem “If We Are Doomed” winning the 2018 Spirit First Editor’s Choice Award, and an appearance on the Amazon series Hunters in a scene with Al Pacino. Matt's fiction has been published in Across The Margin, The Binnacle, and Void Magazine, and a story will be anthologized this summer in Rabbit Hole: Weird Stories Volume 5. Other experiences Matt is grateful for include performing his one man show Woolly Mammoth Panic Attack at the Edinburgh Comedy Festival (a show so licentious it almost gave his mother a stroke), and creating the short film, Inside Job, which won several awards at festivals. Finally, Matt spent several years as a Talent and Show Coordinator for The Gotham Comedy Foundation, a charitable organization that brings comedians into hospitals and senior centers. More info at mattnagin.com
Latest posts by Matt Nagin (see all)
- Pandemic Forces California Governor to Ban Group Sex - April 8, 2020
- Michael Bloomberg Campaign Strategy Revealed: Become Trump’s Evil Twin - December 5, 2019
- Children Beg to be Returned to Cages - August 7, 2018
Bloomberg says his action, like the soda ban, will be good for New Yorkers, since releasing anger is healthy Propelled by the success of his recent soda ban, … Read more
Argus Has Fun with the News: Cannibals & More
Argus Hamilton is the man Robin Williams once called "the Will Rogers of the Baby Boom." Argus' daily column of jokes on the news, now carried in over 100 newspapers across the United States, including the Humor Times, is also read and heard by millions on the Internet and on radio stations across the country.
Latest posts by Argus Hamilton (see all)
- Argus Hamilton on the News: Medicare, Duck Dynasty & Much More! - January 18, 2014
- Argus Hamilton on the News: Duck Dynasty & Much More! - December 21, 2013
- Argus Hamilton on the News: Elton John, Mayor Rob Ford, the NSA & more! - December 11, 2013
New York is in the news, having banned public school teachers from social media contact with students to try to stop teacher-student sex hook-ups. The epidemic has spread … Read more
Occupy Wall Street!
The Humor Times founder/publisher/editor/writer may wear a lot of hats, but he likes it that way. Still, his favorite job is writing fake news articles. He is also a musician and songwriter, who plays guitar, mandolin and harmonica, with several CDs to his credit.
Latest posts by James Israel (see all)
- House Offers Speakership to Q-Shaman and Elmer Fudd - January 3, 2023
- DOJ to Investigate Investigations That Go Nowhere - April 8, 2022
- Putin Urged to Take ‘April Fools Off-Ramp’ - March 31, 2022
As I write, the wonderful “Occupy Wall Street” protests are happening in New York City. It’s about time that those who see clearly (most of America, actually) got … Read more
