FAQ: The Mueller Report
To commemorate the opening of the baseball season, it seems fitting that the Special Counsel stepped to the plate, swung and missed with the Mueller Report. Q. What … Read more
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Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/25/19
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
How Much Does Donald Trump Love Farmers?
Trump trade spat has collapsed the market and prices for grain farmers. As a farmer told me, “You can still make a small fortune in agriculture, but the … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/19/19
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Operation Varsity Blues: Rich Is as Rich Does
Colleges involved in the Operation Varsity Blues scandal announced internal investigations destined to get to the bottom of things somewhere near the turn of the next century. Stop … Read more
The Trump Players and the Roller Coaster of Spin
It’s a repetitious dance and the Trump players all know their parts. Here’s how it always plays out. The problem is more obvious than half a leech on … Read more
Trump 2020 Budget Includes Plan to Cut Entitlements by Shooting Elderly and Infirm
Senate Republicans call Trump’s newly proposed 2020 budget “a bit draconian” but “necessary.” The White House has unveiled its 2020 budget, which institutes a new plan designed to … Read more
It’s Not Socialism; It’s What the People Want
It ain’t “socialism” in the classic government-runs-everything sense, it’s democratic populism, reversing decades of policies that take from the many to give to the wealthy few. “Socialism,” snarled … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/11/19
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Santa for Congress
Due to global warming, Santa has relocated to Queens, where he’s been offered tax incentives and has launched a “Santa for Congress” campaign. The first verified proof of … Read more
