Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/1/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about bears, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new … Read more
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Trump Offers ‘Proof’ Migrants Getting all the ‘Black Jobs’
Migrants are swimming the Rio Grande, getting bused to the northeast, and taking all the “Black jobs,” including professorships. After Donald Trump proclaimed during his Presidential debate with … Read more
Donald Trump Furious Over Force Feeding Him Country Music at Rallies
At one rally, Trump was seen holding his fingers in his ears and screaming “La la la, La la la, I’m not listening.”
SCOTUS Resurrects Bump Stocks
“Lumpy” Thomas comes through for gun lovers by voting to legalize bump stocks. In a departure for the Supreme Court, justices met with members of the press at … Read more
Exclusive: Little Donny Debates His Weary Mother Before He Mutes Her!
Donald Trump loves a good debate & he started early: Notes from Mrs. Trump’s Diary on Little Donny! Part 2 – Excerpts from Mrs. Trump‘s Diary on Little … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Trumpsters Mad Dog and Wheezer
Wherein our intrepid talk show host interviews Trumpsters Mad Dog and Wheezer live from a Trump rally. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The … Read more
RFK Jr. Accuses RFK Jr. of Being a CIA Operative
“The only way I could explain his madness is that he’s a CIA operative,” says RFK Jr. about himself. Earlier today, presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. accused … Read more
Trump to Stage Death, Christ-Like Resurrection
Bannon didn’t think it would be much of a stretch to have the boss fake his own death and miraculously be resurrected three days later.
Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/24/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the “Benifer” marriage, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what … Read more
Trump Promotes Cage Matches Between Migrants and ‘Regular’ Americans
Trump told a rally crowd that migrants should “fight to the death” in a proposed series of Steel Cage Matches. During a campaign rally at Philadelphia’s Temple University … Read more
